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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “Baby Yoda”? I thought you said ABE VIGODA!

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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  2. “Bagel in a taxi on fifth avenue” from the album “The Billy Joel Lost Recordings” by Weird Al Yankovic is your CBB album joke of the day.

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. “Be kind, rewind” sounds like a catchphrase from a What’s Happening rip-off when the titular Rewind says something mean to his younger sister Toots.

    By Justa Punn,
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  4. “Be right back,” said the vampire. “I gotta take a cold deuce.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. “Be the change you wish to see”, said the quarter to the wooden nickel

    By RichieMillennium,
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  6. “Blast off”, the man said after dropping 42 hits of acid and drinking a Tropicana Orange Juice.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. “BLUE, YOU’RE MY BOY” HAHAHA what an old school reference from a movie I can’t remember the name of

    By Kevllis,
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  8. “Boner”: the original misnomer.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. “Brace yourself”, said the petty orthodontist

    By Alec P. Kniss,
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  10. “Butts are for pooping, / Boobs are for drooping, / And sex is for having more kids.” // “If that were the case,” / Said the rake to the chaste, / “It’d be hard to find such great porn vids.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. “Can I get the Surf and Turf?” asked a hungry Pappa Smurf

    By El Chico Malo,
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  12. “Catch this, bang that,” meowed the baseball-throwing cat.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. “Cereal AGAIN?” said the dog.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. “Credit or debit?” he whispered mischievously in my ear, but the joke was on him, for I had no buttcrack.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. “Crypto currency? Take off the “o” and then you’ve got something!” said the Crypt Keeper.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 168 views

  16. “Cumbersome” is a song. Citation needed.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. “Custom cars, kissing in the rain, neon, trains in the night, high-speed pursuit, rumbles, rock stars, motorcycles, jokes in tough situations, (CONTD)

    By Skeevins,
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  18. “Daddy, what’s a Jamaican Bobsled?” asked little Scotty. “Go ask your Uncle Hot Charlie,” his father answered knowingly.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. “Daddy, what’s a Mississippi Bobsled?” asked little Scotty. “Go ask your Uncle Hot Charlie,” his father said knowingly.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. “Did I just overhear over-ear over here?”, said the eavesdropping barbershop Jersey gangster.

    By TonyBalony,
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    • 173 views

  21. “Different Strokes for different Strokes!” said Julian Casablancas as he stormed out of the band meeting.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. “Do a little dance. Make a little fudge. Get down tonight.” So goes the anthem of the Keebler elves.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 252 views

  23. “Do not turn to mediums or wizards; do not seek them out, to be defiled by them: I am the Lord your God.”

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. “Do you wanna see a Big Brown Log?” “No thank you, Clifford the Big Red Dog”

    By El Chico Malo,
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  25. “Doggie Poops Are Nature’s Candy!” yelled my crazy Uncle Randy

    By El Chico Malo,
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