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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ghosts in my toilet? Talk about a spooky dookie!

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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  2. Don't u come in here with your talking head talking 2 my talking head about who's talking head 2 talk talking head 2, Cruz my talking head will talk the fucking ears off your talking head so fast it'll make your talking head spin!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 265 views

  3. I like big butts and i cannot lie, my associate likes big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask 3 questions

    By Burgerman2772,
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  4. A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but dat ass is a boy’s best friend.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  5. I said, “Harder, Daddy,” and Daddy replied, “Harder? I hardly knew ‘er!”

    By JustSomeGuy,
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    • 252 views

  6. Nature, much like my parent's dog, abhors a vacuum.

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  7. What do your mom and my shoelaces have in common? They both like to be tied up and fucked in the ass.

    By Gorilla Tits,
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  8. I only eat sensitive toothpaste and now none of my bones give a shit.

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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  9. “Fine Young Cannibals - Tonight only!” I’m sorry, that’s “Fine, young cannibals. Toe night, only!”

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  10. A half eaten orange is just meals on peels

    By BreezyBeefyButthole,
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    • 155 views

  11. Real eyes realize real lies, yadda yadda, trump dies?

    By Yummy Nummy Cummy Bear,
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    • 229 views

  12. Here we are in the studio where bad ideas become paywalled spin-off podcasts

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
    • 1 reply
    • 252 views

  13. Leave the mask on but let them titties out

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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    • 238 views

  14. Spooky days hath September, April, June, and November. But the spookiest has 31, looking at you October.

    By Flynn2win,
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  15. Baby, you know I’d be up in them guts if I weren’t social distancing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 221 views

  16. I’m late to be laid, so order me an Uber, preferably pre-paid.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 4 replies
    • 338 views

  17. One log two log red log hot log.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. A hot log in the fog ruined my jog in Prague.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. A hot log in the hand is worth two in the tush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Comedian, 'come' thyself.

    By unedited,
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  21. If it’s two in the pink and one in the stink, then how much ink when the sphinx’s sphincter blinks?

    By ManTisToboggan,
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  22. Oh, Baby, you’ve either got a hyperfine transition frequency in that ass or I’m studying for my atomic physics midterm.

    By D.U.G. toots,
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  23. My teeth are made of Chiclets. My lips, Juicy Fruit. My tongue’s Fralinger’s taffy. Soon I’ll be mute. #productplayshmmmmm

    By D.U.G. toots,
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    • 431 views

  24. Jesus in the Mornin, Jesus in the Evening, Jesus at Supper Time. When Jesus is on a bagel, you can eat Jesus at anytime!

    By Scam Elliot,
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  25. In space, no one can hear you cream. But you'll still have some explaining to do when you try to wash your suit!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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