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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. But on the diarrhea thing you have to believe me.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Dear diary, uh… Wait! That’s not what I meant! I don’t have diarrhea! I swear!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. The world may remember him as Richard Pryor, but to me he’ll always be Dick Previous.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. I feel the need... the need for Speedy Gonzales!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  5. A fool and his money are soon part of this complete breakfast.

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  6. If Mike had a nickel for every time he heard that, he'd be Mike Nichols.

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  7. A dollop will do ya, but a mouth full will require cash up front

    By cianumis,
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  8. Is that a nun in your pocket, or are you just fucking a penguin?

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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  9. If I had known it was going to be this kind of Graveyard Smash, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Let me not to the marriage of deez nuts and your chin admit impediments.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. In the beginning was the word, and the word was with the bird, and the bird was the word.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Raise your hands if you like pizza. Oh, yeah, that's the way. I like armpits.

    By D.U.G. toots,
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  13. Rectum damn near killed him: colon cancer is no joke. Get examined regularly.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. Now take off those panties and bend at the knees.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  15. Hope deferred maketh the heart sick: but when the desire cometh, that shit is pretty tight.

    By Meredith Baxter Birney Sanders,
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  16. Dunston can check in any time he likes, but HE CAN NEVER LEAVE. . 

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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  17. Ross, and Rachel, and Chandler, and Monica, and Joey, and Phoebe. A name for each of my toes.

    By SanHolo,
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  18. You could teach Billy Ray Cyrus to detect Coronavirus, but I just don't think he'd understand. 

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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  19. Watch me whip, whip. Watch my anus wink.

    By honkyray,
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  20. The Beatles were wrong, Sergeant Pepper's the walrus, and he's staging a military coup-coup-ca-choo

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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  21. Jesus loves me, this I know. Or he wouldn't have made me give him that handjo.

    By honkyray,
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  22. Sally sells ketamine by the sea shore

    By CandleDick,
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  23. How much wood would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck wood?

    By CandleDick,
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  24. Unkar Plutt fucked my butt, and only gave me a quarter portion

    By CandleDick,
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  25. The Teens for Christ Cheesecake-on-a-Stick stand has the world's oldest lady teens

    By honkyray,
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