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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I absolutely hate bigotry, but I love to watch it walk away...

    By honkyray,
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  2. Did you ever make a birdfeeder by spreading peanut butter on a pinecone and letting a dog make it cum?

    By honkyray,
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  3. It's that spooky time of year where the Nutsless Horseman rides around Sleepy Hollow with a pumpkin on his lap, fucking it anyways.

    By honkyray,
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  4. This wine bitch is a gutterslut for chocolate bukkake.

    By honkyray,
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  5. Come sail away, come sail away. Wait a minute I thought my cum had an outboard.

    By honkyray,
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  6. Clam jam on the clam tram got me like damn.

    By honkyray,
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  7. You can wish in one hand and shit in the other...but I bet you wish you didn't shit in your hand.

    By honkyray,
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  8. The testes test made Messi a little testy, while testing his testes after the test made him a little messy.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  9. America's real-life 'Citizen Kane,' William Randolph Hearst, called his dick Rosebud.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  10. (*In Don Pardo voice*) Live, from your radio, it's brief diversion from the horror that is all of our lives

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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  11. If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em off

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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  12. Shut your mouth or I’ll shut it for you, gently, then tie a bandana around your head Jacob-Marley-style, because I know how much you hate to drool in your sleep, Mom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. The vagabond didn't get the job in the Nike store because beggars can't be shoesers.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by Dan "The Man with Two Cocks" Jocks for Kentucky State Senate. Only you can Trust a Man with Two Cocks. Vote Dan Jocks.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  15. To catch a phrase one must first think like a phrase. To think like a phrase one must of course study a phrase. And to study a phrase one must of course catch a phrase. Or 22 of them preferably.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Like Christ on the cross, let’s get Teed up for these holes.

    By SegaShines,
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  17. Hell in a hand basket, heaven in a body casket.

    By SegaShines,
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  18. Riddle Me This: If The Sky Is Blue And The Newspaper Is Read, Why Will No One Go To The Prom With Me?

    By BatmansCousinFatman,
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  19. ‪Ace Frehley is gonna squeal freely when he feels the real eel that we placed in his Sealy ‬

    By SharksAreScary,
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  20. Like a chocolate-covered lump of coal down your mom's old fishnet stocking!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  21. Butter up them breads baby, I'm comin' in lazy. 

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  22. The dragon in yer butt cave is making grumpy-bubbles!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  23. I got my second wind. Clear the area.

    By D.U.G. toots,
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  24. Hey! Milk comes in Gallons too but I've never heard you complain about that...

    By Scam Elliot,
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  25. Ooey, Gooey, Sweet and Chewy is the name of my All Wookie Cover band

    By Scam Elliot,
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