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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Peptostreptococcus Expialidocious, but I don't wanna bore ya with my vaginal flora

    By D.U.G. toots,
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  2. It ain't what you chew, it's the way that you chew it. Loudly. You chew really loudly. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO INTO THE OTHER ROOM WITH YOUR FUCKING SANDWICH.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. My dad has huge hairy balls.

    By pukebreath,
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  4. Dance dance revolution around my pants pants full of turds.

    By pukebreath,
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  5. Row row row your boat, columns are for the weak. Merrily merrily merrily merrily sideways only - up and down is the word of satan.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. The get up and come must of got up and Gooed.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  7. Does your dog bite? I was just asking to be nice because I don't give a shit if I get bit by a dog.

    By pukebreath,
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    • 225 views

  8. You say tomato, I say red ball of shit

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 464 views

  9. If you’re happy and you don’t know it, our Emotion Awareness seminar may be for you.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 205 views

  10. When you told me to shove it during that shuffleboard game, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 186 views

  11. Please don't wipe poop on my back, no matter what my shirt says!

    By moonweasel,
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  12. Cocoa butter for my fraud ass. Comedy Bang Bang for my real laughs.

    By Lisacyo,
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  13. This farting Marian’s starting to dart farcically about the dastardly karst. Chart his parting heart, dear Marty.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Now for that succotash, would you like suffering, or regular?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 188 views

  15. Don’t poop on my four-way and tell me it’s Skyline Chili.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 280 views

  16. A tisket. A tasket. I'll be erect in my casket.

    By Penguin_Confit,
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  17. I’m no grump, just a happy one-pump chump.

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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    • 277 views

  18. My girlfriend said she loved her new promise ring, and I reminded her not to make jokes during butt-play.

    By FartMaster420,
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  19. Tinkle, tinkle, in a bar, let me out of this cop car.

    By FartMaster420,
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  20. If at first you don't suck seeds, get a bigger straw or some tinier seeds

    By Big Counting Crows Fan,
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  21. Someone needs to tell Ben Schwartz that space forts cause face warts unless he snorts quartz with his favorite escorts

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  22. Mirror mirror on the wall, whys my peen so gosh darn small?

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 267 views

  23. Great Googily Moogily that thang is juicy, please put a coaster under it if you’re going to place it any hardwood surfaces. Speaking of the juiciness is making my wood hard.

    By PeePeeMartinez,
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  24. In public I wear a mask, but in private I werewolf hands

    By Areola Jones,
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    • 208 views

  25. TMI on TMNT OMG WWJD?

    By Areola Jones,
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