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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My first kiss was practically a religious experience... but they reassigned him to a different church not long after.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. There once was was a woman named Elisabeth Shue. She appeared in “Leaving Las Vegas” and “Back to the Future: Part 2”.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 354 views

  3. "Maybe I'll go into hentai, maybe not," said Heisenberg's Uncertainty Tentacle

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. I thought we were doing mo-cap, but it turns out it was just some dude putting his tiny balls all over me.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 320 views

  5. The name's Mister Niceguy. Nomar Mister Niceguy.

    By BarnHen,
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  6. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I Love You Beth Cooper, starring Paul Rust

    By bopitlikebeckham,
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  7. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Racism.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 489 views

  8. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. Sure. THAT, she'll swallow.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 375 views

  9. What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? What’s your social security number?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. I want to congratulate you on those condolences. Well concocted. No, I said 'concocted'. What would 'well can cock did?' even mean?

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  11. This is going to be fun. If you do not enjoy fun you should leave. NOW!

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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    • 336 views

  12. The fart jokes are really beating the hell out of the burp jokes, and it's like the queef jokes can't even be bothered to get out of bed.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  13. It's about these... uh... PENS! And they have emotions and go to school, and uh then they find out that grown-up pens... um.. mostly just sit in a mug and get clogged up before they ever run out of ink, because of computers & phones who are the bad guys.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  14. Only all. Everything, and that's it. No nothings.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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    • 317 views

  15. Hey?! What's a little piss on the floor between janitors?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  16. Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted… and the usher at the theater is very thankful for that.

    By MikeOxlongAndHarry,
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  17. Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered 6 offender.

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  18. Come to Regina, the city that rhymes with fun!

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  19. Thanks to autocorrect instead of going to a hibachi restaurant I ended up at a hitachi restaurant.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. I'm generally a pretty laid-back guy, but if my milk gets spilled again, I WILL cry myself to sleep!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. I love pranks, but if someone puts all my office supplies in jello, my day is ending in a murder-suicide.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 284 views

  22. I hope my balls never find out that I'm not the suave lothario they've been led to believe I am

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 308 views

  23. Is it me or was 90% of the plot of Loki stolen from CBB Christmas episodes?

    By Pound Foolish,
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  24. Trying to figure out whether or not I’m a sexpot.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. If you see me in a motel, please know things aren't going very well.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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