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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you came for college radio alt-cumbia hits, you may be disappointed.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 540 views

  2. Scouring pads, the old fashioned way to tell if you're a father.

    By Traven Falos,
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    • 531 views

  3. If witches and butts were candies and nuts

    By StanSitwell,
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    • 586 views

  4. Provoke the carpenter and sate him with your flesh. He's had a rough day and deserves a treat.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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    • 519 views

  5. One hundred and ten cornets, please and thank you.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 594 views

  6. Behold the Lovecraftian nightmare that is my F.U.P.A.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 701 views

  7. Introducing Mr. Hardbones, the new mascot for The Calcium Institute Of America! What's that? I see. Well, apparently this was not well thought out.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 598 views

  8. I still want some even if you dont got big buns hun

    By DannyHodson,
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    • 498 views

  9. Grandma Helmet Gimme Grumble

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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    • 618 views

  10. Welcome to an exciting new episode of Comedy Bang Bang! I'm your host, Scott Awkward Man. Wait, what? No, I'm Scott Auckermann! Wait, maybe I'm both.

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 606 views

  11. So excited for the party tonight I just RSVP'd in my pants!

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 652 views

  12. I dunno about the apple watch, but I know how to power a clock with a potato!

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 649 views

  13. Dust off your clogs!

    By I am banksy,
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    • 647 views

  14. Thank you to I am banks for today's catchphrase.

    By I am banksy,
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    • 729 views

  15. Dwop the nunchucks, put down the wata bawoon wauncha and we wease the seek wit weapon

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 509 views

  16. I am large, I contain multitudes. And a chile relleno.

    By Razor Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 650 views

  17. Hey Bob Dylan, Neil Young called & Elvis Costello wants his Beatles wig back before Sonny & Cher get home from Captain & Tennille's bed & breakfast

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 594 views

  18. Loan me the courage to ask for an advance on my manhood: my scrotal sack's currently in the red ...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 476 views

  19. This catchphrase watches intently as you bathe, so - at ease, America.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 522 views

  20. You can lead a horse to water, but do it on your own time. I'm paying you to run this dreamcatcher mall kiosk!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 533 views

  21. Soylent Green is made out of Peebles! Mario Van Peebles!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 602 views

  22. One naughty Audi for the hot tottie with the body, coming up!

    By The_Earl_of_Sandwich,
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    • 698 views

  23. You nong, wild girls be the death of E - that's why he settled down.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 539 views

  24. Heavy hangs the head that wears the cat-in-the-hat hat to an Indianapolis rave.

    By Razor Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 778 views

  25. New Catchphrase to change your life

    By KristyTarnowski,
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    • 809 views
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