New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. everything is sunshine and rainbows, that is until the Molly wears off

   By Hamildave_is_my_dad, September 8, 2020
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2. Everything looks like a nail, if all you have is a sex addiction.

   By Call Waiting for Godot, July 6, 2021
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3. Everything tastes better with butter. Well, except for butter, which tastes exactly the same. The dairy lobby is deceiving us all!

   By Rutherford Atlas, July 21, 2015
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4. Everything that has ever happened is in the past - I can't believe you're still hung up on that stuff.

   By GiantRobotSexMonster, September 17, 2015
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5. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Thank you, Dr. Ben Carson.

   By AlexSalcido, March 15, 2016
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6. Everything was going great for Kevin Kline but it all started to go downhill when he suddenly changed his name to Kev D. Kline.

   By Pat Chaddams, March 30, 2017
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7. Everything you do is half-assed when you have a semicolon.

   By Shampoodler, October 25, 2017
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8. Everything you hear after this sentence is the work of a hyper intelligent computer

   By BesidesIllegal, August 4, 2013
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9. Everything's a nail to hammer, and every pant's a parachute.

   By Stanley 2 Chainz, March 17, 2021
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10. Everything's bitchin', I'm havin' a tubular day, and I'm totally stoked to be gettin' enough iodine in my diet!

    By Lamprey, February 26, 2015
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11. Everything’s “farm to table” when you live at a Kroger’s

    By Kevllis, April 23, 2021
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12. Everytime God closes a door, he opens windows and surfs pornhub

    By BonjaminJehnson, April 12, 2017
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13. Everytime God hands me a ladder, I break some windows. Amen. Now let's EAT!

    By doucheydog, March 21, 2016
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14. Everytime I do something nice for someone they call me Whale cum. How ungrateful

    By Dick_Swaggin, April 10, 2021
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15. Everytime something happens I do this!

    By KrangkaDelic, May 20, 2016
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16. everytings gonna bee alt-right, 'vreetings gonna be alt-right

    By KrangkaDelic, May 24, 2017
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17. Eveyone’s worried about the polar icecaps, but nobody wants to talk about how the word “cap” is another word for “hat”? Like, Really!!?

    By CaptPukeFish, February 26, 2018
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18. Evil weasels teased my beagle so I hired a paralegal. Now I’m living regally off this weasel fortune.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, February 18, 2020
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19. Ew do your parents bowl? That’s so random.

    By Teenage Grave Robber, February 23, 2021
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20. Ew, spiders?

    By travisdunsmuir, May 14, 2014
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21. Ew. Is it your dad’s birthday or something?

    By Teenage Grave Robber, February 13, 2021
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22. Ew. Is that a picture of your mom at a rave?

    By Teenage Grave Robber, January 28, 2021
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23. Ewan confirms his return for Obi-Wanna Mann.

    By Shampoodler, July 14, 2017
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24. Ewe Talking Hugh Too, Tomei?

    By SideofMcG, January 5, 2019
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25. Ewokalula: shes my baby

    By KrangkaDelic, December 16, 2015
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