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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey! Did you know? "Anal sex" is an anagram of "nasal ex"!

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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  2. Slipping on the giant banana peel of life is what I call a nice pie to the face, then comes the anvil and gives you a long hard phallic bump on the noggin. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 184 views

  3. Here we are behaving imaginary under truthful circumstances. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 186 views

  4. My mamma always said soup was good, until I tossed it in weird uncle Jerry's face, then she said soup was great!

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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  5. Dry Napkins: Good for eating pasta, cumming, and tuning into this podcast, not only will you need to cum, but you'll need to wipe your face from all the tears of laughter.

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 198 views

  6. Sex is like chocolate. I like it in my ass.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  7. It’s like mother always said. The penis is a weapon that can be used to hunt squirrels

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 210 views

  8. Do me in the pooper. That would sure be super!

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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    • 163 views

  9. Touch my butt and give me a tickle. I like to practice giving blowjobs by sucking on a pickle.

    By pukebreath,
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    • 238 views

  10. If masturbation is murder then I guess I’m Robert Blake

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 214 views

  11. Well, pinch my loaf and drop me off at the pool with the Cosby kids. That was some good stroganoff.

    By RandyButternubs,
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    • 160 views

  12. Save those butter nubs in exchange for grandma’s udder rubs in the back of this clutter club.

    By RandyButternubs,
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    • 150 views

  13. Do they call it a boner because it’s hard or because I only get one when I look at dinosaur fossils?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 185 views

  14. If Bigfoot is real just think how long his dick is.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 192 views

  15. Getting a retweet from your mother is like getting a Valentine's card from your mother. Tell your mother to leave me alone.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 187 views

  16. Writing classes for prisoners have prose and cons

    By Carl with a k,
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  17. Is Boise Idaho noisy? I dunno.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Who? What? When? Where? Huhhh? Haaat? Hen? Hair?

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. The mediocre mortgage broker was no joker in his ochre choker.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 187 views

  20. How many murders of crows would a murder hornet murder if a murder hornet could murder a murder of crows?

    By Young Zeno,
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    • 335 views

  21. Why pay to marry a cow when you can have sex with a jug of milk for free?

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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    • 261 views

  22. If shame was a zucchini, I'm a zoodle. Because I'm really spiraling here!

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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    • 255 views

  23. For All Mankind? More like For DULL Mankind. This is the most boring moon landing ever.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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    • 265 views

  24. More like BJ throwback

    By Shrinerihardleyknowher,
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  25. Grandmas need lovin' too. Call yer dang Grandma more often goddammit!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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