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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hipster Revenge is a dish best served in a mason jar before it goes mainstream.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Round the back in the alley in five minutes. Tell no one. This goes all the way to the top.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Euripides' Shorts? More like Euripides' NUTZ.... got em.

    By Shitting Dick-Nipples,   
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  4. Someday I’ll own a house with a yard I can piss in without getting arrested. Someday.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. And thus we find the dual function of the word “who,” as both rhythmic onomatopoeia of canine verisimilitude and as tireless and timeless interrogative, pressing us to question, among the chaos of primal vocalizations, who really DID let the dogs out?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. If you ask me, the summer is the worst time to 69.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. It's a pain to pop a pimple on yer poop-hole!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  8. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like John Turturro

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Spoonerize her? I knarely blow her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. The title of this episode is “The Long Wet Fart”. Stay tuned to find out why!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. If farting was a law, I say, I dare I'd fart to fill the day! A million little fart parade! To smell and taste and touch and play!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  12. Mini-hands and mini-dicks with many hands and many dicks? I'm a tiny octopus with eight hands and a lot of dicks!

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  13. Today's forecast: Chowdy with a chance of Skeet-balls.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  14. Sometimes I get so scared that people will stop tweeting, then I open twitter and a great sense of relief washes over me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Let's just say shadows cast upon a wall aren't the only thing that have been in Plato's cave recently.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. I might be dumbfounded but it’s hard to say.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Either think you can or think you can’t: either way, no one gives a shit.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Third-rate romance, long Lake Pontchartrain.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. To boldly grow where no hair has grown before.

    By yung_hugz,
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  20. I’ll suck your dick for a Klondike Bar.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Surprised but honored to see today’s “Learn Spanish One Word Per Day” lesson trending on Twitter. #nomeansno

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  22. Either Jennifer Garner has Benjamin Button’s disease or Neutrogena makes some damn fine makeup.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Only 90's kids will get this; remember how crazy birth canals were during the Clinton presidency?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. Let's put the nineties behindy and get naughty in the aughties!

    By ShirtyHose,
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  25. I see London, I see France - I lied, I only see Lincoln, Nebraska.

    By ShirtyHose,
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