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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fish guts in my whoopie cushion?! Now I'm listening!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  2. Fish wearing upside-down hats filled with water with smaller fish swimming around inside. Now that’s comedy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 213 views

  3. Fishouflage: It's not camo for fish, it's camo made of fish.

    By ZachCaddy,
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    • 706 views

  4. Fist shakes, head bow, turn away: it's quittin' time at Grand Central, Daddy; so judge for yourself.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Fitness?! More like fitness whole workout routine into my daily schedule!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  6. Five black flies and three red antsL thats what's crappenin' in my pants

    By jmar907@gmail.com,
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  7. Five bucks for a suck. Ten clams for chlamydia and if you want to drop a deuce I'll cop a squat and shit on ya. That's what the Leprechaun should say

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  8. Five bucks gets you in, ten bucks gets you fined. We have a strict two-deer limit.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 223 views

  9. Five bucks gets you in; punching a bouncer in the face gets you out.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 231 views

  10. Five dollars gets you ten, ten dollars gets you five, don't try to do the math or you'll come out in hives.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 260 views

  11. Five for fighting but Seven Mary three.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 298 views

  12. FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! That's when I learned my father had four other families.

    By Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.,
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    • 200 views

  13. Five hundred is just another way of saying half a thousand.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 291 views

  14. Five L's go West to find someone to smoke them.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 286 views

  15. Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke his head. The monkeys learned nothing and one by one they died.

    By DaveSheir,
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    • 441 views

  16. Five pennies forward, two nicklebacks

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 255 views

  17. Five-dollar footlong?! What a cheap male prostitute!

    By trecoolx,
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    • 737 views

  18. Five! …Five-dollar! …Five-dollar foot! I’m selling this mannequin piece by piece.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 194 views

  19. Fixer upper? I hardly own ‘er!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 176 views

  20. Flag on the play: pull ‘em down an’ spank away.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 190 views

  21. Flagish'n?... FlaDANG-it!

    By TullTull_102761,
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  22. Flaked peppercorns and original Philadelphia cream cheese smothered the iguana’s exposed eyelids under the tuscan sun.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 355 views

  23. Flamin' Hot Cheetos in the streets, Freezin' Cold Cheetos in the sheets

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Flaming poop in a bag’s a real gag. Flaming musophagidae? Tragedy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 251 views

  25. Flappy lips caress fingers in the land of the forbidden fruity pebbles.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 286 views
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