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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Very exciting, very dangerous.

    By ShirtyHose,
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    • 208 views

  2. I miss the days when "COVID" meant I was sharing a Blockbuster account with my parents.

    By ShirtyHose,
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    • 175 views

  3. What's up, bratwurst?

    By ShirtyHose,
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    • 197 views

  4. If poops and scoops were salads and soups my dog would never go hungry.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. If this and that were those and they then things would be quite different today.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. If Seths and Burts were candy and nurts my Blu-ray collection would be a naked QVC Christmas special.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 181 views

  7. We could all wipe our asses differently and none of us would ever know.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 199 views

  8. Let's skip the flirtin' and get to squirtin'.

    By LawrenceOfALabia,
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  9. In the land of milk and honey, roving gangs of bees hunt cows for sport, wantonly slaughtering any that cross their path. 

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 186 views

  10. “Everything come out okay?” I asked meinen Vater as he left das W.C.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 225 views

  11. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Lou Ferrigno

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 213 views

  12. The title of this episode is “Baloney Money”. Stay tuned to find out why!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 211 views

  13. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, where seldom is heard a discouraging word but often is smelled an odiferous turd.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 206 views

  14. When you told me she went to town on that donkey, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  15. Stickers shaped like butterscotches work the same as do most crotches: scratch and sniff.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 211 views

  16. If whiffs of butts were sexy sluts, my life would be lousy with promiscuous girls

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  17. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where host Scott Aukerman (writer of additional dialogue for Shark Tale) and his guest, who is here to promote an upcoming project (usually comedic in nature), are interrupted by an original comedic character.

    By the jake boss,
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  18. A dishy fishy is a haddock I'd get padlocked for.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 259 views

  19. You put the lime in the coconut and you've made daiquiris wrong again.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 219 views

  20. Charge your phone, stay at home, you can't escape from under Stephen King's dome.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 198 views

  21. When he said he was a gentle giant he meant as a lover, that guy will rip your head off in a fight.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 192 views

  22. Sometimes you have to swing for the fences — Oops, I meant feces

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 237 views

  23. No shirt, no shoes, no syrup

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 249 views

  24. Love is for suckers

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 229 views

  25. I was sad because I had no shoes. Then I remembered my thigh-high boots.

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 233 views
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