New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Tonight we eat like kings, kings who eat plain macaroni

   By Karkle Cocoon, September 1, 2020
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2. Help is just a phone call away — unless you need help using phones

   By Karkle Cocoon, September 1, 2020
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3. Rectum? Damn near scrotum!

   By the constant pardner, September 1, 2020
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4. Opinions are like assholes—everyone except my uncle Vernon “Sphincterless” Jones has one.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, September 1, 2020
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5. A horse walks into a bartender. The bartender says “Walk much, longface?”

   By Colfax McLiverneck, September 1, 2020
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6. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Danny Trejo.

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7. “Goodbye Henrietta,” sobbed Pinocchio as he smothered the last breath of air out of his sex doll. “I’m a real boy now.”

   By TylerGarver, September 1, 2020
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8. Our farts are very similar, Tutankhamun.

   By TootyBut2DButt, September 1, 2020
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9. Nefertiti? I hardly know her!

   By Euripides’ Shorts, August 31, 2020
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10. There’s nothing more exciting than a mailman with a huge package.

    By TootyBut2DButt, August 31, 2020
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11. Asparagus fumes / Linger since yesterdey eve. / When will my bane end?

    By Euripides’ Shorts, August 31, 2020   

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12. When I fart, only lines come out.

    By TootyBut2DButt, August 31, 2020
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13. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “We have a drink named after you!” The horse says “You have a drink named Rodeo Kyle the Ass-Lipped Wonder Stallion?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck, August 31, 2020
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14. Idle hands are the turgid member’s playthings.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, August 31, 2020
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15. Who would win in a fight: Rocky the Squirrel, Rocky Balboa, or songwriting team Felice and Boudleax Bryant, composers of the hit country song—and one of Tennessee's ten official state songs—“Rocky Top”?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, August 31, 2020
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16. Whoever you think you presently are... thank you.

    By TylerGarver, August 31, 2020
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17. If boobs and butts were candy and nuts I’d be about 90 pounds overweight.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, August 31, 2020
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18. Ska Tockerm anise sack chew Ali arrow bot. The sis Howie’s hounds win is peach pro-graham Aesop dating.

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19. Spread those legs. Rub, rub, rub. It’s tough to get wine out of carpet.

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20. My favorite part of any movie is when they reference MS-DOS

    By BloatedFartingScumBag, August 31, 2020
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21. With this potion, patent pending, spirits make my podcast trending

    By Beanfreak, August 31, 2020
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22. As long as I'm wearing them, these ruby red slippers will be safe as houses.

    By SweetBabyA, August 30, 2020
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23. I think ALL whips are Cool Whips.

    By SweetBabyA, August 30, 2020
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24. Gad-Zouks! I’m glad Jason got married but he could do better!

    By TootyBut2DButt, August 30, 2020
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25. You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. You can pick the jam right out of your toes.

    By PrincePeppersneeze, August 30, 2020
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