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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Unexamined Life is Not Worth Living

    By Queef Witherspoon,
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  2. From the tallest mountain to the shallowest grave. From the deepest ocean to the smallest puddle of milk.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  3. I heard a foray in my foyer, over to play with a toy or, so I believed, but I was deceived. T'was only foreplay to a voyeur.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  4. It’s not that I don’t like your magic act, I just don’t think your child’s custody hearing was the right place for it.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  5. Prep your buns and ready your eyes. Dads and sons and apples and pies. We scream “IT’S TIME!” we’ve made it at last. You’ll never forget LEAF IN ASS!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  6. A fortunate Scorpius forages, there's no shortages of porridges or Florida oranges. Of course there's no origins of fauna or flora sins but some orcas swim with limp dorsal fins.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  7. It’s not that I don’t like your breakdancing, I just don’t think your Grandma’s funeral was the right place for it.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  8. It’s not that I don’t like your slam poetry, I just don’t think your father’s intervention was the right place for it.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  9. If you like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain you may be a white girl from Santa Monica's tinder profile.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  10. With all this talk about masks Jim Carrey and Eric Stolz are making away like bandits.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  11. Let's keep social distancing after the quarantine. The virus may go away but your Velveeta cheese breath won't.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  12. Oh me. Me oh my. Quarantine's packed beef on those thighs.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  13. If you read listener-submitted catchphrases at the top of your show... You MAY be a podcast host.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  14. Eating penises! Cow penis, cat penis, platypus and rat penis. Hog penis, frog penis, gotta get that dog penis. Lions And tigers and even elephant penises are relevant.

    By Space jamming,
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  15. Penis, penis, over the mulberry bush, it jumps around, and haves some fun, then lands in somebody’s tush!

    By Space jamming,
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  16. Why have you arrived here, strange traveler, to the farthest edge of Shrek's empire?

    By Robert_Yune,
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  17. If someone around here asks you to shoot craps, make sure they're talking about the dice game first.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  18. As the eunuch remarked when the voyage embarked, “It’s easier said than done.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Just because YOU’RE not drunk at 7AM doesn’t mean other people can’t be, DAD!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. And THIS is why a toilet-shaped tin is a bad idea for a mud mask.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. But that, my dear Watson, is just the tip of the iceberg’s penis.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Just because you are a jerk off doesn’t mean you could beat me in a jerk off.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. If you don't want to learn Roman numerals, it's your Roman funerals

    By TheMeddler,
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  24. A skunk a day keeps the doctor away.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. I’m not going to sugar-coat it: these candy apples are terrible.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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