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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. His bark may be worse than his bite, but he is a tree and the biting is still a great concern.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  2. Sea turtles seem like lazy parents. A beach is not a babysitter.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  3. My wife thinks I’m some kind of joke, just because I’m a chicken who works as a crossing guard.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Please, no politics at the dinner table. Save it for the situation room.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  5. Make Star Love. Not Star War.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  6. Over the lips and past the gums to grandmother’s house we go.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Quality ingredients, better dildos.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Lin-Manuel was playing wheelbarrow with your mom -

    By ClitoralGlitz,
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  9. Don’t go to bed with a frown. Seek immediate vengeance.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  10. So simple, even an idiot can listen to it.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Thick Dicks Sink Ships

    By El Chico Malo,
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  12. I Whispered To Your Sister and She Wants Me To Fist Her

    By El Chico Malo,
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  13. If bananas need a hammock what do peaches need?

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  14. Plato said you can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. What I've learned from that is people who do comedy actually age must faster like dogs, but they live a more joyful life and bring more joy to others.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  15. Aristotle said we are what we repeatedly do. Empirically, I have proven this to be false because I have not turned into a sheep.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  16. One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one comedian or another.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  17. If a tree picks itself up off the ground, does anyone hear it make a sound? Fuck no, that tree ain't a punk, it has a family, it's working its ass off to make those duckets and doesn't have time to whine like a little bitch sapling. 

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  18. Tell me, my lovely, was your father a thief who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes? Clearly not, I can't even look at you because you're crosseyed like a billy goat after it eats its third soda can of the day. 

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  19. Damned if you do? Don't mind if I do!

    By Mr. Popper's Penis,
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  20. I’ve got a belly like a bowl full of triglycerides and cholesteryl ester.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Honk if you’re wet for Tibet.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Mayo is the lube of the sandwich

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  23. Donating my body to science-fiction film franchises. JJ Abrams, here I come.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  24. When Dachshunds take over the Earth, they’ll appoint me their ally. At least I hope so. Otherwise why do I keep buying treats for all these random Dachshunds?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. That wiener dog’s got buns, hon! I mean literally. It’s wearing a hotdog costume.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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