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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't payin' for those glass slippers

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. You gotta do what you gotta do and, right now, you gotta doo doo.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 160 views

  3. You name it, we got it. Ebola, scurvy, hepatitis, the croup, hemochromatosis; the works.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 149 views

  4. To be fair, the Schnozzberry Family have always been Tastemakers.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  5. My new aesthetic is ‘grandma slut’.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. Harmful if swallowed, charming if spit.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Do you think Gallagher ever brought a baby out just to mess with the first three rows

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. I can talk to animals, but only in the language of love. Or German

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. I'm a lot like the moon. I may look rough on the surface, but on the inside, I'm full of secret mole people

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Samuel L. Jackson brand paper towels are the quicker, thicker motherfucker

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Like all illiterate middle-aged men I'm fighting the battle of the bugle. Taps again? You muthafucka!

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Uh, why didn’t Don Henley and Glenn Frey just take the Ring to Mordor?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. We must simply be it and do it, and then it will be done.

    By Nad Rojers,
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  14. I spilled some milk yesterday and I still can't seem to pull it together

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 164 views

  15. We are not an AI. Why would you think that about us?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  16. You can tell she wants you by the soft tremble in her voice as she leans in and whispers, "Moo."

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Instead of always taking one step forward and two steps back, boost your productivity and progress by staying put

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 145 views

  18. Sorry I'm out of breath, I heard Barney was gobbling Fred's fruity pebbles and I just ran right over, but this isn't what I imagined

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Everything looks like a nail, if all you have is a sex addiction.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. When I was a young man I thought I would be a bill board. But Bill Burred me first.

    By Facelist,
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  21. I Just ate a word sandwich and broke a letter "T" on my Ooth. Now I need a Root Canalphabet. That or I am having a stroke

    By Facelist,
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  22. If a comedian could afford a car more like it. Wake up and smell the beans Jerry. "Smell the Beans!" ~Jerry Voice~

    By Facelist,
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  23. Garden Gnomes Holmes on Gnome Homes. HGTVs answer to Trolls World Tour

    By Facelist,
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  24. Why is the character who asks, “Is this guy bothering you?” rarely the protagonist?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 229 views

  25. Clever girl....Hold on to your butts....What happend Jurassic Park?

    By Facelist,
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