New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Fluffernutter?! I hardly know her well enough to make a special trip to the store just for marshmallow cream! What is she, my mother?!

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2. Splish splash I was rhyming bath with splash.

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3. Your future’s so bright because everything you care about catches fire.

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4. You look so good I could eat you, metaphorically of course. Then afterwards I’d metaphorically shit you out and take a shower.

   By TootyBut2DButt, July 9, 2020
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5. Call your mother.

   By TootyBut2DButt, July 9, 2020
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6. If 3 is the magic number then why did De La Soul need Prince Paul and Dilla to make music?

   By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, July 9, 2020
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7. If you're a Judge is it ok to judge someone in violation of the rule that says Judge not, that ye be not judged? And if you have an opinion on this, are you not passing judgment already, and if so stop that unless you want someone to pass judgment on you.

   By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, July 9, 2020
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8. Eenie, meenie, minie, moe. Catch The Tiger King, now on Netflix.

   By Obiwan Swanson, July 9, 2020
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9. Twinkle twinkle little star, I sure hope I don't catch Sars

   By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic, July 9, 2020
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10. The rain in Spain falls mainly on Nathan Lane

    By RimjobJimbob, July 9, 2020
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11. First U2, now V8!? They're going to run out of letters!

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12. It's a hard life for a limp turd like me.

    By LARDdischarge, July 8, 2020
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13. Lend me your stuff, and I'll give it a fluff. Lend me your junk, and I'll clean off the gunk.

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14. Cast the past fast past the cast of F.A.S.T.

    By LARDdischarge, July 8, 2020
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15. Public showers bring dick browsers.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 8, 2020
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16. There’s something so masturbatory about jerking off to your own erotica.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 8, 2020
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17. I would if I could but I wouldn't if I couldn't

    By Fuzzyvibes, July 8, 2020
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18. God only knows how she attaches two pieces of paper together. She glues in mysterious ways.

    By MisterOriginality, July 8, 2020
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19. BloodSugarSexMagicHairSaltDogFarts

    By RimjobJimbob, July 8, 2020
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20. In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, my mommy changes my full diapee

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21. The Mailman mends my damaged mail, but the milkman milks his pelvic tail

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22. Guess what, who has, two of? I barley know what Two is!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar, July 8, 2020
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23. Penis

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24. Marshmallows? No thanks. I prefer my marshes mellow.

    By dickcheesecake, July 8, 2020
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25. If you’ve got a bone to pick I suggest you leave me a bone to lick

    By dickcheesecake, July 8, 2020
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