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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When i go to the beach I actually wear a plantain hammock.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  2. World’s fair? Now that’s an oxymoron!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  3. Mary be Poppins but there ain't no stoppin the Dennis Rodman apocalypse. Put that umbrella away and get in the bunker!

    By danlove,
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  4. How about a sundress for that smörgåsbord?

    By Schnickpot,
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  5. If the early bird gets the worm, then the late bird gets the wormhole, thereby making him the early bird...and that Timmy, is how the universe ends.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. If you're so smart, why don't you try pickling the snozberry?

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  7. A glockenspiel is a glock you shouldn't conceal because, hey, music is for the people.

    By Thomas Fiddlesticks,
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  8. Transformers, smores to eat then pie.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce... on second thought, stop toying with the pickle and tell it how you really feel, the lettuce will understand.

    By noblegnarble,
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  10. Comedy Bang Bang is taped in front of a live studio audience. All characters appearing in this episode are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons

    By RoryTheOkay,
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  11. You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you might find, you can get it on eBay.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  12. gogo googoo glasses

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. What happens when Kurt Russell, a trained circus bear and 13 waffles

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Stab a spud, skillet for a minute, hashtag hashbrowns, you god damn dumbass.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  15. Ironically, it turns out that I do need your pity after all.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Talk to the ham...

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  17. I just dropped off my Yamaha keyboard at the hospital because I'm an organ donor.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. Give me a titty twister and I'll twist and titter.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  19. Ain't a deity meana' than Pallas Athena

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Saying you want sock puppets is different than saying you want TO sock puppets.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. "Who the fuck do you think you are?" "Well, I'm the mayor, Mayor McCheese!" "Oh, sorry, welcome to Burger King!"

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  22. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Also they can't enter your home, without being invited in.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  23. The Great Catchphrase Drought of 2015 continues

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. We're all captains on this friend-ship.

    By DanWhite_95339,
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  25. Feelings, nothing more than feelings...because I'm a brain floating in a jar, hooked up to wires.

    By Pure Guava,
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