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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Toilet paper is scarce. Skyrocketing pricies! Ive been wiping my butt with kraft singles slices!

    By Al Tanferd,
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    • 188 views

  2. Kissed a frog to get a prince, and I’ve been tripping ever since.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 202 views

  3. Looking for a non-amputee without a legume allergy to go double clutch on deez nuts

    By CHUD’s Dumbwaiter,
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    • 194 views

  4. I had a tough time-r coming up with this one-liner and it doesn’t even rhyme.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 192 views

  5. Marshmallows never mellow in the microwave.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 197 views

  6. Do you kiss my mother with that mouth?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. If millennials love eating ass so much why don’t they send me videos, I’m happy to give out my PO Box.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. “The Pantys” is what millennials would call an internet award show for tired dogs.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 241 views

  9. If it rocks don’t fix it, if it sucks just nix it, if it stands in the corner at night and says “I’m not a crook” it’s the ghost of Nixon.

    By Saskatchewiener,
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  10. Reeseez Peeseez, a diaper full of feces, gaseous, gaseous, we all make brown.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 318 views

  11. My dog really loves chewing tennis balls. My apologies to Andre Agassi. Feel better soon.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 249 views

  12. If you’re happy and you know it, clap those cheeks.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 204 views

  13. If you find a mouse in your house slap it with your blouse. It you catch a rat out back, crack it with a bat.

    By Hoagie Howie,
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    • 238 views

  14. Needless to say, the first four mambos were unsuccessful.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 195 views

  15. And before you ask, yes, Buttsqueezer IS a family name.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 204 views

  16. Two Toads Diverged In A Wood And I, I Licked The One That Got Me High

    By Pubes,
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    • 252 views

  17. I had an orgasm but unfortunately I lost it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 221 views

  18. I’ll take cream, whipped cream is too kinky for me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 224 views

  19. They call me the dog whisperer because I sneak up behind people and whisper the word dog in their ears.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 202 views

  20. Not all horses make a great glue.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  21. It’s not funny ... my ass is on fire

    By adamgryphon,
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    • 382 views

  22. The wife takes a child. The wife goes to jail.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. A message from Kleenex: Get out of the heat take a seat but don't beat your meat in our sheets! It ain't neat! Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By MoForShore,
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    • 202 views

  24. A hand in the bush is worth two in the pink

    By the constant pardner,
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    • 315 views

  25. After Steve Harvey started a diet where he didn't eat and made himself puke his friends are now calling him Heave Starvey.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 266 views
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