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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I could eat them everyday, and my mom says I’d gain weight.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Has anyone ever realized how unfair it is to the other pickled foods to call pickled cucumbers “pickles”?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Romance is a game for fools, so baby let’s clown around.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. If there's one thing that should have a trigger warning it's guns!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. With everything going on at least there are no miners trapped in a mine right now.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. That diagram of a penis you always see at the doctors office is actually Billy Joel’s penis.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Stop sitting on Chris Cross's apple sauce, he's hungry.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Burnt Sienna is the new Vantablack. Fanta should have a flavor like that.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  9. Remember this Australopithecus Afarensis from 3.5 million years ago? You won’t believe what he looks like today!

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  10. Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me, pound my back door, leave me soiled and sore.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  11. Said the little lamb to the Shepard boy: “Judy Greer what I Greer?”

    By MisterOriginality,
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  12. Let’s get meta!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. And those times when you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, I was doing upside down jumping jacks ten feet in the air. It was fuckin awesome. I’m fucking Jesus bro. How could you forget that shit? It’s cool. We were both fucked up.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. If thinking is knowing, then knowing is believing

    By Bantel’s ghost,
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  15. Funk machine broken, please try again later.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  16. AnalLeakage.gov

    By AnusLeakage.gov,
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  17. You Must Buy Your Manhole At Least As Much Pizza As You Buy Your Teenaged Turtles and Other Poems and Observations Humorous and Otherwise from the Life on the Podcast, by Scott Aukerman

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  18. What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? My two-legged rescue dog wearing his back wheels, taking a nap, and a riding a surfboard, respectively.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Not only do I put asses in the seats but I move asses through the streets. You can ride me for five dollars but you can’t ring my bell. Who am I?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. This week’s episode of Comedy Bang Bang! is brought to you by SquareFace. Make your dream a reality with SquareFace. You know that dream you had where everyone’s face was square? That’s what I’m talking about.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. SirCumsize

    By SirCumsize,
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  22. Peas on Earth. Carrots on Venus. Play with my rocket while I tickle your anus

    By Mr. Direction,
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  23. Don't shit on my leg and tell me it's raining shit

    By the constant pardner,
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  24. In space, no one can hear you Scream, a Wes Craven film

    By Mr. Boddy’s Body,
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  25. Limon Cello keeps me mellow but pamplemousse really honks my goose

    By dickcheesecake,
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