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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Phineas on the streets, Ferb between the sheets.

    By SanchoPanza,
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  2. A snitch in time gets nine stitches.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 248 views

  3. I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of ass and bubblegum, so it seems I’ve painted myself into something of an existential corner.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 246 views

  4. Anti-comedy ain’t funny. You know what’s funny? A sideways butt with googly eyes making fart noises. That’s funny.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 293 views

  5. Lo and behold, low & B hold is how you start this combo.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s The Great Pyramid Scheme.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  7. A dollop of daisy a day defines a defunct and disastrous dependency on daily dairy in your diet you daft dullard.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 276 views

  8. He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves my snot

    By TheMoonsAJerk,
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    • 209 views

  9. Yea, lone cheddar sausage / Rolling in convenience store dog spinner, / Ye and I / Are more alike than we are different.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 216 views

  10. Once you see how the hotdogs get made, you won’t be hungry for at least an hour.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 197 views

  11. I can make a farting noise with my butt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Life is just death and taxes and creamed corn.  So much creamed corn it makes you want to give up.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 260 views

  13. "Raining cats and dogs" seems to imply they're liquefied, "hailing cats and dogs" would make a lot more sense.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Modern plastic surgery being what it is, I don’t know a single man or woman who wouldn’t look better with a nice pair of gazongas. It’s time to level the playing field.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 220 views

  15. It's Judy's duty to grease that booty with cruelty-free patchouli. Wait till you see what she does to your boobies.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 258 views

  16. If at first you don’t suck seed, try the barbecue flavor.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. One for the money, two for the show, but “three-peat” is a clumsy sportmanteau.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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    • 323 views

  18. Is the frenemy of my enemy my friendemy?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 251 views

  19. Welcome to Comedy Bang. Regretfully, we had to let Bang number two go because he was humping the microphone.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 261 views

  20. Well a bird bird bird in the hand is worth a word word word in the bush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 243 views

  21. There’s a special place in hell for those that make early reservations.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 197 views

  22. Make like a human being and poop.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 208 views

  23. It's days like these that call for loose fitting tees. Am I right, working Mommies?

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 226 views

  24. Release the Cracken for pussy snackin'.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 217 views

  25. Dear Diary, where the hell were you during my divorce?

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 213 views
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