New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. If you want to eat a cracker covered in poo, then why dont you go and take shit... and put it on a ritz

   By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o, June 12, 2020
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2. I hated learning about Caligula in school but my wife sure seems to enjoy it

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3. If that was Ferris Buellers day off then sign me up for a day on.

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4. When birds do it, it’s always butt stuff.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, June 11, 2020   

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5. To err is human, which is why I bought this robo-horse.

   By jaymanthegreat, June 11, 2020
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6. Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly with the thumbs.

   By jaymanthegreat, June 11, 2020
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7. I never claimed to be a blue-haired clown with a compulsive spending problem.

   By jaymanthegreat, June 11, 2020
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8. Every morning I wake up believing today's the day I find my third nipple.

   By Bruce the Hygienic Fart, June 11, 2020
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9. He who makes and runs away will have less pain than he who stays. This has been a public service announcement for the Prevention of Hemorrhoids.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, June 11, 2020
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10. To dawdle on the bowl, my boy, evokes the wrath of hemorrhoids.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, June 11, 2020
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11. Remember the three steps to hemorrhoid prevention: sit, shit, and git.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, June 11, 2020
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12. A grisly reboot of Entourage, starring the darkest anti-hero, Turtle!

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq., June 11, 2020
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13. The Curious Case of This Random Hot Dog Car

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq., June 11, 2020
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14. Entertaining the tinnitus

    By Granken, June 11, 2020
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15. Eat my entire ass, cuckwads!

    By Call Waiting for Godot, June 11, 2020
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16. Spoiler alert: M. Night Shyamalan was a bad director the whole time.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, June 11, 2020
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17. Monkey in the middle? Subway sandwiches you've outdone yourself!

    By El Chico Malo, June 10, 2020
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18. Comedy is subjective but my balls aren't cause they are no joke

    By ProlapsedFamous, June 10, 2020
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19. If 2020 was a font, it would be Unprecedented Times New Roman

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks, June 10, 2020
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20. I understand it’s a common phrase, but Piss and Vinegar is still a terrible name for a salad.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 10, 2020
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21. I’ll believe my kids are potty trained when I see a certification.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 10, 2020
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22. When I grow up I want to be a baby.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 10, 2020
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23. What if god was one of us and specifically what if he was Chris Kattan?

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 10, 2020
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24. That sour puss is just right for this huckleberry hound.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore, June 10, 2020
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25. Only my Mom is allowed to visit my apartment building. You could say it's a bit of an Oedipus Complex.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore, June 10, 2020
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