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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bubbling bombardment to your left flank cheek Quarreling quandaries of who spanked their meat

    By LordBabyHat,
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  2. EAT your garbanzo, or BEAT it you’re GONE-ZO!

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 215 views

  3. If you slack a bit I might smack a tit so add a jacket to the back of it and don’t practice it in my catchers mitt or call me in the morning.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 225 views

  4. Livin' in a MILFs paradise

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  5. Today is the first day of the rest of your life is something I like to say to newborns

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  6. I Would Relish The Opportunity To Put My Weiner Between Your Buns

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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  7. Where a buncha white people discuss topics

    By FUCK!,
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    • 527 views

  8. Hey Clay Aiken, I ain’t fakin that you’ll have me shakin if you give me some bacon

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Hey Clay Aiken, ya makin bacon or are ya fakin...an orgasm.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. Give me some bacon and make it out of a fucking plant or I’ll find your family.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 227 views

  11. Two dogs converged on a tennis ball, / And mine had had much less exercise, / And that has made all the difference.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Two for flinching, one for pinching, Mr. Crab.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 228 views

  13. Let me run to the store, get a rodent butt, and keep it for myself because I DON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Well, I had a little chickie and she wouldn't lay an egg, so I poured hot water up and down her leg. Little chickie cried, little chickie begged, little chickie called PETA and now I'm serving 5 months for animal cruelty

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  15. In Honor of the most annoying fan base in podcasting raising almost $60k for social justice, I’m Parkin Glotscott, welcome to comedy bang bang, but I really just need to get to my car.

    By Electric_ian,
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    • 271 views

  16. Daffy and Bugs Smoked Some Nugs to Feel A Little Laffy

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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  17. What's the story, Morning Glory? Whats good, Morning Wood?

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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  18. Less scum, more bags!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  19. When I was your age, I had to walk to see-saw school uphill both ways.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 240 views

  20. I misunderstood you when you said you wanted a pizza ass.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 260 views

  21. To each her own, but if peach, freestone.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 219 views

  22. If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I Would Put P and E together. Students, Welcome to Gym Class

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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    • 275 views

  23. They won't tell you this, but YMCA actually stands for Your Mom's Curvy Ass

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 296 views

  24. One man’s scrotum is another man’s balls.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 289 views

  25. Open the door, 200 pounds of poop on the floor—somebody forgot to walk the dinosaur!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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