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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What rough me slouches toward your mom’s house to bump beasts?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to get a cup. For like, tea or whatever.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 278 views

  3. What? A calculator?! Not on my watch!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 253 views

  4. One fish, two fish, brown fish, poop fish

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 241 views

  5. Turn the other cheek… No, the OTHER cheek!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 218 views

  6. If two wrongs don't make a right, I have been doing my taxes all wrong.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 250 views

  7. Walken Talken Gawken, Stalken, & Caulken. Of course that is Macaulay m'dear boy.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 269 views

  8. Donging it, and donging it, and donging it well.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 237 views

  9. Forget finding a wife, I'm skipping the middleman and just buying a pillar of salt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 213 views

  10. If you think sexual intercourse is great wait till you try some other types of intercourse.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 214 views

  11. Instead of enlarging my penis I’m just going to shrink the rest of my body.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 236 views

  12. There's no guest too big, there's no plug too small, move close to the mic and we'll have a ball.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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    • 230 views

  13. Life is just the time you have between cases of the hiccups.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 217 views

  14. Eye of the tiger, nose of a dog, give me a buck and I'll show you my hog.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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    • 295 views

  15. London Bridge Is Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down. Starring Gerard Butler.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 265 views

  16. Bits, skits, and big ol' shits.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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    • 229 views

  17. Some Richard Kind of Mr. Wonderful

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 283 views

  18. A little birdie told me this morning that it's someone's birthday today! And to answer your next question Doctor: Yes, the hallucinations have now become auditory as well!

    By PapasOnThePapasan,
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    • 396 views

  19. Get Behind me Satan! Because you know that's how I like it..

    By HappyMcPappy,
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    • 204 views

  20. Elvis Costello and Tom Morello Left Their Cello Covered in Jello

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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    • 274 views

  21. Don't flash that cheek if you're not down to freak.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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    • 230 views

  22. It is a poor craftsman who blames his tools. Rich craftsmen pay poor people to blame the tools for them.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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    • 292 views

  23. Black Lives Matter.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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    • 231 views

  24. Row vs wade? Gimme that canoe this river's COLD.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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    • 229 views

  25. Young, dumb, and full of com-plaints about how confusing everything is.

    By Salami Zoomer,
    • 0 replies
    • 236 views
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