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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. That's it, wrap it up folks, no more catchphrase submissions, this is not a joke or a catchphrase. Goodbye.

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  2. Diet condoms is like sex with soda. Or here, just stick your tongue in this

    By greazey_bob,
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  3. Stan Lee presents... Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. The karate kid spends most of his time waxing off these days

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. More like "A Fartbreaking Turd of Gaggering Penis" ammirite literary nerds?

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. We're so happy to be here tonight at the beautiful Wilbur Theatre in historic Bos-2,000 pounds

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. It's your girth at birth that determines your net worth.

    By Shampoo-Doodler,   
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  8. I work hard for the money. Eddie Money, that is. He's my boss! Yes, Mr. Money, I'll take you home tonight.

    By EricWeaver,
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  9. Views from the six? More like views of my dick pics from chicks who misclick

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  10. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me; fool me three times, a lady.

    By RyanCongdon,
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    • 501 views

  11. The Maple Leafs haven't won the cup since 1967

    By DannyGreiner,
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  12. Nine out of ten doctors agree that tenth doctor is an asshole, but damn if he isn't good with his hands

    By PlumbusMaker,
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  13. Break a Leg. As We All Know, You Can't Make a Lomelet Without Breaking A Leg.

    By SeanSakimae,   
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    • 500 views

  14. yeah, that's what I thought- it's MY anus. so point your telescope someplace else

    By greazey_bob,
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  15. Time for the old 50 catchphrase challenge.

    By I am banksy,
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  16. Start spreading the news, I'm leaving your dad.

    By Steve Kind Of,
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    • 530 views

  17. Toots and poots won't improve these glutes, but words will always girth me.

    By punkrawkprincess69,
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    • 526 views

  18. This catchphrase brought to you by Shampoodler. Use promo code SHAMPOODLER at checkout for 10% off your first catchphrase!

    By Hot Dog,
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  19. lemonade was a popular album and it still is

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 413 views

  20. Your password must contain a capital letter, an imaginary number, two emoji, a sumerian curse, and a scent memory from your childhood.

    By mariehorselamp,
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    • 469 views

  21. Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% water with trace elements of minerals, lactic acid, and urea.

    By ElegantMeats,
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    • 424 views

  22. Welcome to Antiques Roadshow and ma'am right off the bat I can tell you those are some really old tits.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 594 views

  23. These days I look around and what do I see in front of me? Books. Books everywhere. I just got a job as a librarian.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 406 views

  24. She sells seashells on the seashore but I'm reporting her to the IRS because that's the kind of crustacean I am.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 566 views

  25. The things once said need not be, the thing that lead you to the tree, with the limb that thou might hang to not remember all the pain, and in the

    By KristophShapercutter,
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