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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Your mom is so ugly that it’s not even funny to joke about.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. A new study found that no matter what you eat your cum still tastes pretty gross.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 211 views

  3. People who like foot-jobs are turned on by inefficiency.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 207 views

  4. Pantsless Manfred is my name and shocking joggers is my game.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. My pants or the lack thereof shall not be construed as an endorsement of nuts, deez or otherwise.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. My menacing mummy mollified Millicent’s murderous Moldovan mastiff with a mesmerizing murmuration.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Wook at me! I just did a numbie twosie in my diap-diap!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. If you slack a bit I might smack a tit so add a jacket to the back of it and don’t practice it in my catchers mitt or call me in the morning.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  9. “Mind if I cut in?” asked the ballroom dancing painter.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Cum on me once, shame on you. Cum on my twice, shame on me. Cum on me a third time, Uncle Billy, you have to get your own room.

    By Catchmeifyoutanjackiechan,
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  11. Number two on the call sheet? I take a number two in the hall, Pete.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. I realize “poop” is spelled the same forward and backward, but that doesn’t mean those monkeys take kindly to return volleys.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Tecumseh was the original Master Chief.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. The truth is I actually love being a pedant.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Hopefully the butt pirates and the ass bandits never team up.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. A captain always goes down on his ship.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. I can smell you or is that shit on my shoe.

    By OneBigTesty,
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  18. A reading from the letter of RuPaul to the Ephesians. “Sashay away bitches. Your leather ain’t got nothing on the Corinthians’.”

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. Blessed are the fleek, for they shall inherit big girth.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. A pile of chickpeas and a mound of legumes don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  21. It a punky reggae colonoscopy! and its tonight. it's a punky reggae colonoscopy! and it's all right.

    By Roderick Safemeadow,
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  22. Who's Afraid of Virginia's Wolves? Well Melvin's Pigs for a start. Poor oinkers never stood a chance. Divorce is hard on a farm.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. If elections were erections this one wouldn’t be happening.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. I’m addicted to ducks like some sort of quack whore.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Read The Road, Jack and don’t’ya come back, until you’ve read it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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