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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ass to mouth is how you resuscitate a butt-head.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. I remember the first time I heard a Beatles song like it was Yesterday

    By Chestnut Charlie,
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    • 247 views

  3. I'm trying to watch every single HBO show before my subscription runs out, but it's really coming down to The Wire.

    By Chestnut Charlie,
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    • 228 views

  4. The best-laid schemes o’ mice an’ deez gang aft on your chin.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 226 views

  5. Please don’t question the mystery fish, just picture shrimp on a pillow of grits, close your eyes, lick your lips

    By DjangoRechained,
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  6. I’d like to be between The Rock and his hard place

    By Alec P. Kniss,
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  7. “Brace yourself”, said the petty orthodontist

    By Alec P. Kniss,
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  8. Sisters by chance, roadkill by choice

    By Alec P. Kniss,
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  9. This little boy peeps at Lil’ Bo Peep, but was I surprised to realize a boner she’d grown in her sleep.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  10. I had to eat crow at the Robert Segel ‘Free the Eagle’ fundraiser after I showed my pair of fat tits.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  11. My butt is fake, except for the hole, that’s all me, baby!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. I like to think of myself as my own butt boy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. I’ve got junk in my trunk and by junk I mean fat and by trunk I actually do mean trunk.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. No one ever salutes me when I’m at half mast.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Deep into dog mess / I step—and muse / While brown poos fuse / To my blue suede shoes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 231 views

  16. Red Rover, Red Rover! Send nude pics of Grover!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 245 views

  17. Commonly co-opted Congolese optometrists cooperate calmly with Omani oncologists.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 231 views

  18. Theirs not to reason why, theirs to go to Best Buy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. If I had a nickel for every time I needed a pay toilet, your Honor, I wouldn’t have these five arrests for public urination.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 213 views

  20. Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey crank it with your lube.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. I’ve got a tickle in my throat, all the wayï»żï»żï»ż down to my pickle and my scrote.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 251 views

  22. I’ve got a couple of kids in central Pennsylvania. I like to call them my Hershey squirts.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 259 views

  23. This brandy makes me randy, but this porny makes me horny

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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    • 281 views

  24. Bread sky at night, sandwich delight. Bread sky in the morning, toast.

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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    • 289 views

  25. Without this penny, I thee wed.

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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