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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Pantsless, we beat on, backs against the current, borne free-balling it into the past.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 318 views

  2. I’ll see your veracity and raise you one mendacity.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 222 views

  3. Notice: the party in my pants has been cancelled due to my lack of pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 227 views

  4. Grind it up! We’re goin’ to Beantown, baby!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 203 views

  5. I’ll have the hot slaughtered meat on powdered wheat mixed with fungus. On second thought, just give me the hamburger.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 203 views

  6. I call being pregnant “you’re welcome,” but that’s ‘cause I’m half Italian.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 192 views

  7. Eat me, baby

    By rhysmakeswords,
    • 0 replies
    • 301 views

  8. You may find yourself in a blue house, and you may find yourself in a blue house, and you may ask yourself am I in a blue house?

    By rhysmakeswords,
    • 0 replies
    • 261 views

  9. You may have invented the lightbulb Mr Edison, but I ingested it

    By rhysmakeswords,
    • 0 replies
    • 262 views

  10. Hold the spaghetti, prepare the confetti, when out of the cake pops Chelsea Peretti!

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
    • 0 replies
    • 304 views

  11. I'm so down from COVID-19 that my only T.P. is a Teeny Peen

    By FinishedTheInternet,
    • 0 replies
    • 188 views

  12. If woulds and coulds were shan'ts and can'ts, I'd walk on my hands and shit in my pants.

    By thepattiecakeman,
    • 0 replies
    • 1060 views

  13. Shake it like a pantaloon party

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 221 views

  14. Exceptional edibles impel unintelligible mutterings of mendaciously suspicious veraciousness.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 241 views

  15. Jimmy cracked the grand unified theory of pants and corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 234 views

  16. EGGS OUT, LEGS OUT

    By SteveH,
    • 0 replies
    • 456 views

  17. I like the loot in your patoot. Let’s knock boots!

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 304 views

  18. Jason Priestly’s beastly weenie wobbled weakly yet serenely

    By Alec P. Kniss,
    • 0 replies
    • 217 views

  19. Splish splash, I was actually jerking off into the sink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 250 views

  20. Mustard for my real friends. Real Turds for my musty friends.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 228 views

  21. I like my gravy how I like my Eddie Murphy movies. Clumpy.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
    • 0 replies
    • 226 views

  22. Tip of the cap is the streets, clap of the ass in the sheets.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
    • 0 replies
    • 208 views

  23. You didn’t hear this from me, because I only speak in a soft whisper.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
    • 0 replies
    • 204 views

  24. Floss up your closet for a faucet deposit

    By Dr. Pony,
    • 0 replies
    • 189 views

  25. Now marks the time for grads and dads and the failed coup of Sebastian the crab.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
    • 0 replies
    • 199 views
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