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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If I'm a people person then you must be a geese goose

    By Griffleberrypie,
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    • 417 views

  2. You don't tell me what don't to do, but please tell me what do to do

    By Griffleberrypie,
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    • 286 views

  3. Every time a teenager gets a boost in self esteem, an angel gets an unsatisfactory performance review.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 244 views

  4. These are not the pants you are looking for.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 240 views

  5. On a dark desert podcast / Warm wind in my pants / Dank smell of burritos / Rising up through the chairs

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 223 views

  6. This catchphrase is brought to you by American Families for Catchphrase Decency and by the Assbert and Bungholia J. Turdbucket Foundation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 206 views

  7. When a crossfit gym closes, an angel gets its paycheck.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 217 views

  8. Take a card, any card. Now put the card back in the deck. Is this your card? How about this one?

    By MattyOstapchuk,
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    • 178 views

  9. Slippery seesaw, the slippy kitten, was a dumb hic with a grain of Lipton.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 238 views

  10. An onion bagel, a large iced java; then out my butt comes molten lava!

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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    • 284 views

  11. Call me Scotty cause I sit on the tiny potty

    By DoritoExpertTheProfessional,
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    • 229 views

  12. If it were up to me E.T. would be the only illegal alien.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 217 views

  13. Pop-tarts stop sharts!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 237 views

  14. The beast feasts on priests' yeasts.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 227 views

  15. I've got aunts in my pants and uncles in my carbuncles.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 236 views

  16. Deez nuts are made for restin’. That’s just what they’ll do. One of these days deez nuts are gonna rest upon your chin.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 259 views

  17. Kitchens are hot spots for trash food.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 247 views

  18. Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee. I smoked pot with Paula Dean.

    By LARDdischarge,
    • 0 replies
    • 253 views

  19. A punch to the gut is worth a lunch in the butt.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 255 views

  20. I'll willy nilly all over ya'll's frilly lilies.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 237 views

  21. Everybody poops, so give me two scoops.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 215 views

  22. The ants in France dance mainly in my pants.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 278 views

  23. There’s nothin’ in the rule book that says a dog can’t have two Halloween costumes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 195 views

  24. Some kids are mama boys, but I was raised by my grandfather clock after my entire family was killed by old age.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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    • 230 views

  25. A nut in the bush is worth two in the pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 249 views
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