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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’ve been trying to have sex with a loaf of bread for weeks and at this point it’s become a stale mate.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Unfortunately Mr. Bond I gave you a fatal version of herpes last night and in six to eight months you’ll be dead of herpes.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. I have to urinate like a racist horse.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. A sneakingï»ż, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after alï»żl had left.

    By Schnickpot,
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  5. Invite me to bed and you’ll suffer from errors, I tend to sleep naked and have night terrors

    By Dingle McCringleberry,
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  6. Hashbrown the Ghost Clown wants pants too

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. There ain’t no party like a pants-free party ‘cause a pants-free party is the only kind of party where there ain’t no pants on the people at the party.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Pants and corn, pants and corn, every hot doggie loves pants and corn!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. “Pryer inspired priest retires after roast of entire choir”, Cried the Inquirer Choir Cryer.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,   
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  10. I typed my name in Porn Hub's search bar, but nothing came up.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  11. Ahoy, buoy boy!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. There’s a party in my pants and I’m not invited!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Bingo Bango, my favorite movie is Rango!

    By Lou Moon,
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  14. I creeps and I crawls cause I just pooped on your walls..

    By Pendleton Tiptoes,
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  15. I love to listen every day and if you ask me why I’ll say
‘cause Scotty Auckers has a way with C-R-A-P-O-L-A

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Hey nong, you’re a pod star, get your pants off, let’s play

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. May I get one for Pretty in Pink, and two for Shitty in Stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. May all people unite as one big skin ball with a trillion teeth.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  19. Whining into the audio abyss

    By Broccoli Rob,
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  20. Coming at you like a slug with claws

    By Broccoli Rob,
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  21. Peanut butter and siracha on toast - it'll change your life.

    By Broccoli Rob,
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  22. What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I do hope you recycle it properly.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  23. If staying at home alone and talking to no one is cool now, then call me the Fonz!

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  24. 'tis the season for mucho butt squeezin'.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  25. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 218 views
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