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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  2. Don't look at me, I just squirt here.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 229 views

  3. Titty Twister is a porn parody I would watch.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. I got a boob job, I mean I got a job as a breast cancer researcher.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or do you have two dongs?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Someday I hope you have an erection AND you’re happy to see me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 212 views

  7. It's an oldie, but a goodie, said grandpa with a woody. 

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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  8. At the end of the day, it's all about how much hummus you can scoop with your dong.

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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    • 253 views

  9. Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a great STD.

    By adamgryphon,
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  10. Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though I'm tied up in a pyramid scheme. 

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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    • 226 views

  11. The hair down there sticks mainly to my chair.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 213 views

  12. Bread AND butter? Now that's my cup of tea.

    By BigChunkaChange,
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    • 188 views

  13. What happens in a Zoom meeting, stays...on the company server and is promptly forwarded to HR.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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    • 241 views

  14. Never have I ever had great sex in such foul weather.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 190 views

  15. Well shit in my cereal bowl and call it Oops All Berries!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 195 views

  16. If you can’t take the smell, get out of the bathroom. Oh wait, it isn’t?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  17. Catchphrase submission

    By Grunnalumph Fletcher,
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  18. Eye of the Tiger, Knees of the Rhino, Endangered Stew is delicious.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 215 views

  19. Straitjackets are like jury duty. Mel Gibson's dislocated his shoulder to get out of both.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 213 views

  20. Are you a duck? Have you been yelled at by a pantsless man? Call 1-800 QUACK-COMPO now!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 222 views

  21. It's 2nd Amendment weather so roll up your sleeves and this punchline writes itself.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Don't hip hop job swap if you can't handle my hip hop floor mop.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Take me, shake me, but never wake 'n bake me.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 214 views

  24. Hold my pants while I yell at this duck.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. I’ll have the Pants-Wrapped Squirrel Loin with Trouser Jam, a side of Sauteed Boxer Sprouts, and a tureen of Chilled Dungaree Cream.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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