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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Solomon Grundy was pants-free when pants-free wasn’t cool.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Pants on pants is the new hat on a hat.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. I’m too sexy for my pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Imagine all the people...no, seriously, try to imagine all of them. You can't do it. Too many people.

    By FrozenJelloBasement,
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  5. Ecstasy = M.C. Hammer in a cardboard box

    By FrozenJelloBasement,
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  6. If I had a dollar for every time I've had a dollar, I'd have twice the amount of money I have. Don't believe me? I'll bet you 50 cents I'm right.

    By FrozenJelloBasement,
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  7. "Extry! Extry! Paperboy-slash-town-crier trope used yet again by award-winning filmmaker, despite never actually being a thing!"

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  8. My wife and I used to do a lot sixty nine-ing but unfortunately 10 years in we do a lot more ninety-sixing.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. I wonder how cows feel about human milk.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. I liked Zootopia but I preferred Zoot-topia that movie about the society of people that all wore zoot suits.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. Somehow the combination of uh and huh means yes.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. This 2020 glow up looks more like a man's 2020 throw up

    By Grim Belushi,
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  13. I’d stick my dick in a mousetrap for a Klondike bar.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Balls-deep, miles high, that’s the way I like to fly.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Snap, crackle, and pop—I just farted.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Lumpy mummers in velvet hats festooned, an un-pantsed logger swoons in the crunchy water moon

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Pants yourself before you dance yourself.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Erase thyself, untimely mayonnaise—from which oblong lands cometh thou with pants for hands?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. A turtledove does as the turtles do, but turtlelove makes more turtle goo.

    By DoggyDoggyDare,
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  20. What's eating Gilbert Grape? Who the fuck knows? He's made out GRAPES, for God's sake

    By FrozenJelloBasement,
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  21. Some day I'll find that big golf course in Heaven, and there Jesus and I will outsource all of our manufacturing to Hell, where the labor laws are lax. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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  22. Some day, I'll play 18 holes with God, and then we can both ignore our wives and children.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  23. Water is wet and so are all my socks

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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  24. Beyond me lies opportunity ripe for the pickin'. Behind me is a

    By LARDdischarge,
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  25. The Devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a Geo-cache, but when he found it, all it had inside was a mirror. And that's when Satan realized he had a goatee.

    By LARDdischarge,
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