New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Stay home. Stay safe. Stay sexy.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, March 31, 2020
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2. That’s my shit right there. That’s my piss right there.

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3. Booty is truth, truth booty, —that is all / Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

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4. Being naughty is better than getting caughty being not-naughty on a bad boy potty.

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5. It's hard to know when your fingers are tired, but easy to know if your head is on fire.

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6. Sally sells seashells, down where the pee smells.

   By Tumescent Stepdad, March 31, 2020
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7. This has nothing to do with the lemur

   By allenpwilliams, March 31, 2020
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8. Stay away from my sick lung unless you are super hung.

   By Tumescent Stepdad, March 30, 2020
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9. Those silly sippers. Licking lips and killing livers.

   By Tumescent Stepdad, March 30, 2020
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10. This just in, hot off the presses, PFT Commenter and Paul F. Tompkins are doing a winner take all charity mudwrestling event. The loser has to cease using those initials, must be the other's unpaid intern for life and most donate 10 grand to the winner's

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, March 30, 2020
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11. Just want to report that Martin Sheffield Lickly's new song, I'm Cool With Your Covid If You're Cool With Me, was recorded live for the Fox Iheart Radio concert last night but

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12. At night, when I lay my head down to sleep, I look up at my ceiling fan, and think, Goddamn I am Scott Aukerman.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, March 30, 2020
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13. I’m never gonna pants again.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, March 30, 2020
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14. Stinky is the turtle head that wears the brown crown.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, March 30, 2020
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15. I’ll have the cream of toe soup, the gray pudding with warm onion sock, and a side of hair nuts.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, March 30, 2020
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16. Sit on my face while you shelter in place.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, March 29, 2020
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17. Double, double, toil and trouble; triple, triple, my third nipple.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, March 29, 2020
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18. This has been a test of the emergency cod-blast system; had this been a real emergency, you would have been pummelled with actual fish.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, March 29, 2020
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19. Catch This Phrase

    By Tumescent Stepdad, March 29, 2020
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20. Opinions are like asses: everyone wants one on their face but is afraid to ask for it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, March 28, 2020
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21. Legend says, he once ate a whole can of pickled beets. Just for snoring too loud.

    By Lucille Balls, March 28, 2020
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22. From henceforth winter dating season shall be called the Covid season, no longer the cuffing season.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, March 28, 2020
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23. What started as a vasectomy debate has now turned into a full on jism schism.

    By TootyBut2DButt, March 27, 2020
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24. To be fair, we were warned to beware the ides of March.

    By TootyBut2DButt, March 27, 2020
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25. The advancement of green technology is critical to our survival which is why I'm using my PhD to develop green eggs and ham.

    By TootyBut2DButt, March 27, 2020
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