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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I couldn’t find a Hallmark card that says, “Sorry for farting in your purse and then zipping it up.” So I just got a “Get well soon.”

    By BrotherRabbit,
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    • 332 views

  2. Stroke ‘em if you got ‘em.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Here’s to
feelin good all the time.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 365 views

  4. The full title for "Call Me By Your Name" was originally, "Stroke the Shaft, Cup the balls, and Say My Name."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 325 views

  5. I'd be a total incel if I wasn't such a well-adjusted fuck machine!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 293 views

  6. Somewhere out there, there's still whole rooms of people who Zack Morris never unfroze

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 346 views

  7. Nobody ever talks about the ball-peen hammer despite being hilarious

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 348 views

  8. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge the draft

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 361 views

  9. Pain is temporary. Pride is temporary. We're all going to die, and it's a miracle.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 331 views

  10. Take your balls out at the urinal to let the other guys know you mean business

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 370 views

  11. Circle, circle, dot, dot now I have my COVID shot. Square, Square, Angela Merkel get in line and jerk in a circle.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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    • 344 views

  12. I prefer a blower to a shower or a grower.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 349 views

  13. There's just no gettin' rid a' ya, not even with chlamydia!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 306 views

  14. I’m Talks Aloterman, and you’re listening to Blahbedy Blah Blah.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  15. Julius Caesar and Brutus tried that new cajun restaurant everyone's talking about. Caesar ordered first: "The étouffée entree," before adding, "Et tu, Brute?"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 280 views

  16. If my pussy's wet, it's because she got a bath at the vet.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 4 replies
    • 395 views

  17. The porgs on my porg farm stopped reproducing because they can’t stop fucking my Furby collection.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 358 views

  18. Peanuts ain’t shit

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 1 reply
    • 395 views

  19. If you’re hearing this, then I’m already done recording it.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 1 reply
    • 355 views

  20. Hey Bootsy - Stella called. She wants her groove back.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 299 views

  21. A snail is a whale out on bail

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 310 views

  22. Oops. I farted again.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 2 replies
    • 417 views

  23. The Cookie Monster has been Metooed

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 296 views

  24. My baby is going to be here for about a month and a half so I’m excited for you to be warm and happy

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 301 views

  25. Is the phrase clean as whistle supposed to be ironic? Because they are full of spit?

    By Facelist,
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    • 317 views
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