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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Those who can't do teach, so teachers who teach teachers are the worst teachers to be teaching teachers how to teach.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Forsooth!  This elusive sleuth has a uncouth booth where she pulls information tooth by tooth from the youth and guzzles it down like a fine aged vermouth.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. "Sucks to your ass-mar" and other such quotes from literature.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Desperate mimes call for desperate feathers. I know this because tickling homeless street performers is my hobby.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Hot log is the new hot dog.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. This show is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, surrounded by three to five idiots.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Five! …Five-dollar! …Five-dollar foot! I’m selling this mannequin piece by piece.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing, sometimes known as a Trump.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  9. All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances but be sure to first ask them which one is which before your grand entrance

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  10. Now is the springtime of our discontent, aka tent.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  11. When you ask your dog if she needs to take a walk and she farts in response, that's a good dog. Direct and to the point.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  12. Jared Leto has promised that our Lord and Savior, The Tiger King, will save us all if we drink blood from Charlie Sheen.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  13. We interrupt this catchphrase for a very important bulletin. President Trump has recommended everyone drink Kool Aid to cure themselves of Corona.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  14. Everyday is taco Tuesday when you live in an abandoned Baja Fresh.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  15. I need a pair of sheets for my pair of paraplegic parakeets.

    By Dingle McCringleberry,
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  16. With a disposal in the shower, no need to waffle stomp for hours.

    By Dingle McCringleberry,
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  17. I’m tireder than an asshole with dysentery.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Ass, gas or deGrasse. no one rides for free, Neil!

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  19. Jack Sprat could eat no fat chicks

    By Brendan Hogan's Pastamania!,
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  20. A pirate who doesn’t believe what he sees has fuck me eyes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the Lit’l Smoky in my mouth.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Look at Well go! And look at

    By booty_too_big_for_that_bucket,
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  23. If staying at home alone and talking to no one is cool now, then call me the Fonz!

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  24. What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I do hope you recycle it properly.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  25. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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