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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. He was hung like a horse which is impressive because that's not an easy way to kill a horse.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Why down, Cool Cat?

    By dadlegs,
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  3. I hate to get political butt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Women should be allowed to be priests.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. I used to be Catholic but I gave it up for Lent.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. I think every grow-up is a glow-up because I’d always rather have sex with an adult than a child.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Who is your Zaddy and where is his zoo?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. I like playing pinochle but I hate when my nochles smell like pi.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Don't throw the baby out with the bath-water, we're going to need that bath-water.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. I slit the sheet, The sheet I slit George Clinton's P-Funk? That's my shit!

    By AndrewNeilson,   
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  11. Old MacDonald kissed my mum. He a, he a hoe

    By The Cheezy Nipple,   
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  12. A lemon, a lime / a hemin, a crime / a Yemen, a horrific human rights crisis.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  13. Bavarian Barbarians barbacked back-to-back bicentennial bar mitzvah's.  "Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q blow-out below deck!" barked the Bavarians. "Boo!" bellowed the Jews.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  14. Slaw dog, raw dog: it’s a tomato/tomahto situation.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, and please pass the aux cord to your boy Scotty Aux-cord-erman aka the host of America's Podcast Comedy Bang Bang!

    By the constant pardner,
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  16. Always the bridesmaid, Never The Bridesmaid Strangler, who's identity is still unknown.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  17. How's it hangin, slaw dog?

    By Smozi,
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  18. Pushy

    By puma,
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  19. Send a dang Mongol bum to go and bang a bongo drum, a little bit too hard like the taste of wilted rhubarb. I rustle my feathers in this brussel sprout weather. I guess it comes down to just muscle and leather.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  20. Pervert Alert! Dirty Bert Pert squirted his dessert on the miniskirt of turret expert Birdy McQuirt, while a bit of a flirt, doesn't excuse the overt hurt Bert Pert did exert on McQuirt's skirt.

    By Damocles Codswallop,
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  21. Bigger Butthole

    By BigPoopLover,
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  22. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  23. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  24. I'm happiest just before the dawn, when it's darkest and I can be naked without ridicule.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  25. Rectum? I hardly killed him!

    By Roderick Safemeadow,
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