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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Space Ghetto. To our Scottish listeners that just sounded like I said Spice Girl. Weird, huh?

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Harambe ? He's just King Kong for Millennials. Millennials? They're just Baby Boomers for this century. Baby Boomers? They just love exploding babies.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 599 views

  3. I dunno about that autoerotic asphyxiation. You'd have to be pretty desperate to fuck an exhaust pipe.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Location, Location, Location, Samuel L Jackson - The Four L's of Real Motherfuckin' Esate.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Snapchat me your Deets, I'll hit you up on Friendster and we can Bebo some heroin later. Cool bro.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Sunday, Monday, Happy Days! Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days! Thursday, Friday, Deep Depression - The weekend comes, can't get out of bed. Fuck me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Jumping the Shark used to be called Screwing the Pooch which used to be Bumming the Giraffe. And we all know where that came from. The Pervert Irish.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. What's your sign baby?! I'm a vertigo. Now get me out of this tree and in to your car!!!!

    By NeirHigginbotham,
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  9. Your Honor, The prosecution is Badgering the witness. He's burrowed under the stand and is clawing earthworms into his mouth at my client's feet.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. Thinking of you really gets the blood flowing.... out of the cuts on my thigh that is

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. I like my catchphrases like I like my analogies; nonsensical, contextually vague, and with as many bare tits as possible.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. Paul Feig's Das Boot reboot vill ruin mein childhood!

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. And the Oscar for Best Drama Comedy Crossover Reboot Screenplay goes to... Clint Eastwood for Leaving Las Vegas Vacation!

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Heynong Manchester, Welcome to CBB, and I don't mean your beloved Celebrity Big Brother

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. Hey now, you're a batman, fight crime! Go get, your friend Robin, he your sidekick, fight crime! All the villains will lose, and get locked up in

    By barrycrabb,
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  16. a dollar a do, but a dime a dozen

    By see_me_after_class,   
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  17. Born the bastard son of a cannon ball polisher and an albino seamstress, he would go on to become the sexiest beatboxer in the robot brothel.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. I spent all day in the barbie queue but all I got was this lousy Ken doll

    By Smozi,
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  19. Gilmore Girls? I couldn't agree more. I say gill all the girls and have them establish an underwater colony.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. Bad news Mr. Doodles, Binky ran away from the circus to join a family.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Guys, I just got so hammered at the bar. Except the bar was outside and all the guys hitting me with hammers were wearing construction hats.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. I've got two turntables and a Mike Rowe autograph.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. I don't want to go on a tirade here but we're breaking into Delta House and stealing all their formal men's neckwear.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. I'm like a squirrel trying to get a nut, or like a beaver trying to get some pussaaaaayyyyyyy

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  25. Lick it up, Scotty, lick it up!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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