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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ever get a pecker wedgie?

    By NeirHigginbotham,
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  2. There once was a man from Nantucket. Who kept all his cash in a bucket. Unfortunately for the good citizens of Nantucket, this man turned out to be a

    By nubguy,
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  3. It was the best of times, it was the worst of the Matrix trilogy

    By mikethehuman,
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  4. When in doubt, Earwolf out.

    By nubguy,
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  5. If Beyonce is married to fiance, please give Fiona Apple a diet peach snapple.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  6. No no, you misunderstood. Soylent Green is peephole, you can totally see some boobies through it

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Catchphrase Submission

    By The Morning Breath Revolution,
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  8. If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you COME ON DOOOWN to where FASHION SITS -- Bernie's Jean Emporium on Main!

    By SmackTrout,
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  9. I like my oatmeal like I like my tushy - eaten with a spoon, luke warm, and mushy.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. Deck the halls with dick and balls it’s Christmas in my pants!

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. the weirdest pet i ever did have was my pet peeve, people who start honkin as soon as the lights turn green

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. When it comes to smacking my bitch up, I consider myself a prodigy.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  13. All play and no work makes Gabrus a dull fuck-boy.

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. I like my coffee how I like my women... without a penis

    By The Batting Gentleman,
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  15. Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

    By Expandong,
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  16. Gonna milk your gland like I’m randy Ayn Rand!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Badboyz2meninblackhawkdowntonabbeyoncéailawaywithme, dear listeners!

    By TadpoleHat,
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  18. Well my name is Scott / I gotta magic tummy! / Watch me eat this Snickers / And then crap out a Chunky!

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Carlito, mi hijo: you couldn't see the hood from the streets. Pachanga (gangbanga!) he served you up The Cosmic Orders' treats

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. We all know about emoticons. But what about emotiEXcons? Have we ever stopped to wonder how we can help integrate them back into society?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  21. The following sunrise brought much to MacLean: revelations, shame, blinding headaches. He coughed his brown vomitus into the porcelain vortex and slum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Pork for nothing. Bacon for less. Meat magic, Meat magic! Ham me a dress!

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  23. C-word tent? My FAVE!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Bible-study Buddies shouldee never fuckee

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. You load 16 tons, what do you get, a big ole paycheck for a job well done. Can we break up these Unions already! #Reagan 2016

    By Frenchfries,
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