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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Snitches get Bitches", at least that's what it says on the free bumper sticker I got for entering Witness Protection

    By kicker_of_elves,
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    • 554 views

  2. aunt may, or aunt may not, aunt is undecided

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 474 views

  3. Merry Christmas, or as the blue sheepdog says, "Fleece Na'vi dog"

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 377 views

  4. "Doing it doggy style" is an insult to all the missionary style loving canines of the world

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 443 views

  5. When I unlocked my office door I thought I heard a noise, as I inspected the area I came to a realization. I don't work in an office! Also I'm deaf!

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 548 views

  6. When in Vegas, do as the Vegans do: Drink, gamble, party, throw red paint on fur coats

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 527 views

  7. Hey Guys! Have you ever sat down to pee just cause you needed to sit?!

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 545 views

  8. I tried dressing the turkey, but do you know how hard it is to find pants that don't make a fat fowl look high-waisted?!

    By ChazFremontIII,   
    • 1 reply
    • 451 views

  9. But Mr.Murphy my mother birthed me

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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    • 451 views

  10. Ask not what your cum tree can do for you. Ask what you can doo-doo for your cum tree. Yes, shit on your cum tree.

    By greazey_bob,   
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    • 638 views

  11. Dutch angles, Dutch ovens... Dutch don't know anymore!

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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    • 402 views

  12. Stop. Nobody touch this body. I'm calling it. Time of death...Hammer time.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 544 views

  13. Mac and Cheese makes me Mac and Sneeze, this makes the customers at my restaurant want to Mac and Leave.

    By yeezy-does-it,
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    • 594 views

  14. That’s once, twice, three times you’ve swiped your debit card, lady. Would you like to borrow ten dollars?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. So that’s one, two, THREE balls!? You, my friend, are a tri-testiculared freak!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 410 views

  16. After mini long years filled with epic nanoseconds blasting whispers fossil record spins Victrola's search for tonic.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 389 views

  17. Tickle me elmo, guv'nah!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 592 views

  18. Keep your Friends close, but keep your Everybody Loves Raymond closer

    By MarkDowling,
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    • 565 views

  19. I've heard of losing an erection, but losing an election??

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. i have never been in a corn maze but i'm amazed by corn nevertheless

    By ieatpants,
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  21. Mister Malaka’s being very Voblex about Captain Puke Fish’s Shampoodler fetish; if only DaleCooperBlack had some classic greazy-bob Frenchfries with P

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 688 views

  22. I got a new attachment for my vape pen so now I can use it to light a cigarette

    By SirVizzle,
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    • 517 views

  23. Pants are a social construct. Please boycott pants. Let your genitals flap freely in the wind. As Allah intended. Also, I'm a preschool teacher

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 496 views

  24. I'm sorry Pau,l I was right there with your whole lantern plan until you suggested Three if by Anal.

    By MichaelAnthony,
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    • 412 views

  25. I quietly quit the Quincy quilting quorum in a quandary concerning quarterly quality control queries quantized in a queerly quizzical questionnaire.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 442 views
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