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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I love you Part two

    By TheSwirlyPat,
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  2. Dentist caught mauling his only apprentice, MORE ON THIS STORY AT TOOTH HURTY!!!!! HEEEEE HAW

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  3. hang sangitches!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Drag me to heck. Hit me a smeck. I'm taking cooking classes with Templeton Peck.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. why did Ronnie Whelan shit on the grave of Ian Paisley from 30 yards away??

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. How much wood could Woody Harrelson chuck if white men could jump wood?

    By Tommy T-Rex,
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  7. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Choctaw, happy birthday to you!

    By Dr. Dan the Sniffer of Pants,
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  8. Guess what, everybody...

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Winner winner chicken dinner; Loser loser I guess I'll have the fish.

    By Crogdor,
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  10. Ewan confirms his return for Obi-Wanna Mann.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. I've seen Ween, you've seen Ween, we've seen Ween.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. And those times when you only saw one set of footprints in the sand, we had each cut off one of our own legs, and kind of tied ourselves togeth...

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. All the musty daddies who get their kicks licking month-old bread know the grimiest weight benches in town are at Mold's Gym

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. You're all invited to my pre-natal care party, it's B.Y.O.B.G.Y.N.

    By Tyranasplosion Wrecks,
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  15. Did you hear that Helen of Troy has a sore throat

    By RodgerDodgerMaGuy-ger,   
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  16. We begin with the riveting story of Quasihomo, the bisexual hunchback!

    By whatWOODENjesusDO,
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  17. She praised the poise of my pose in prose.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. Aaand hard cut. No, smash cut. Ok, now jump cut. Hard into jumping smash cut.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. Jumping into a volcano seemed more bad ass before watching his flesh boil from his bones. In his final moments, however, he took pride in knowing he d

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Listen up, and listen well, little Tim Timmy who's stuck in the well. Your mother is dead and your father is too now grab onto this stick called a...

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  21. Gimme a break! Gimmme a break! Break me off a piece of your social security number and and routing number.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  22. "Ahhhhh," said the pirate from Boston

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  23. When I asked my waiter for Swiss chard, I honestly didn't expect the incineration the Consulate General of Switzerland.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Let's be nicer to one another you stupid morons.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  25. Eagerly taking the parsnip into her sacred place, she moaned with ecstasy in produce section. "50 Shades of Groceries indeed," she panted.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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