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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. i horny horny

    By fej,
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  2. Fill me up, Buttercup. Give me space, Butterface.

    By Boof,
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  3. New Catch Phrase Suggestion

    By Clitoris Thesaurus,
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  4. talk to the hand because...

    By Adam Young,
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  5. It’s like my future self is always going to say, “whatever you do, do not submit that uninspired meta time-travel catchphrase.”

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, and you know what, I'm not even going to bother trying to explain this shit to you, you dope.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. You have to crawl like an Egyptian before you walk like an Egyptian.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. who the FUCK shit in my Prius

    By RobertEMeres,
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  9. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! I'm your host Scott Aukerman. Thanks for the catchprase submission from

    By welcome to comedybangbang!,
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  10. The super-secret name of our Lord is 'Grang-Shank Grang', so please say hello to Grang-Shank Grang, and welcome Him into your hearts.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Might as well taste it: I'm addicted to knub

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. King Kong ain't got nothing on bing bong.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  13. My baby, she wrote me a letter. Just one letter, the letter O. It could be a circle. My baby, she has no formal education.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. If niblets are to nibble on, what can you quibble on, and what are jiblets for?

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  15. Ground Control to Major Tom, enjoy the film, it's called Captain Ron.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. My friend is always making really mean plays on words -- she's a real punt!

    By daddysboy,
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  17. Hamburgers are made of beef, just like me! Great catchphrase! You're like the son I've never had. I love you.

    By ashinyobject,
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  18. My years of wanderlust lead me to the base of a church where I beheld a might steeple, and when I opened the doors I saw all the people.

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. Whether it's Vanilla Sky or Chocolate Ground, Tom Cruise confuses the shit out of all of us

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. So, the city is called Paradise and the girls may be pretty but, how much grass could there be? Even if it is green, seems like a minor selling point.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  21. "Where there's a will, there's a weigh" said the attorney, checking to see if the last wishes of my father were indeed under the 5-pound limit

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. As a sexy food historian, I can bring home the cornpone, fry it up in a pan, and never let you forget that cornpone is a primitive bread made of groun

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. This'n here's for all the poon hounds, toon towns and water balloon clowns. Preach sister preach

    By greazey_bob,
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  24. "Nong Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me here to your daughter's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding... "

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Ethan eats ethanol down by the e-shore. That's a poor health choice AND a virtual beach, folks.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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