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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Flowers in a vase put a smile on my fahz.

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 287 views

  2. How much cum could a cum-chucker chuck if a cum-chucker could chuck cum?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 174 views

  3. Uh oh! Is this another episode of U-Haulin' U-Haul To Me?

    By Facelist,
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    • 171 views

  4. Now that Bill Cosby's out of jail, who's ready for a Cosby Show reboot?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 194 views

  5. My phone doesn't recognize my face unless I'm getting pegged. How can it tell?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. We are delighted to welcome Dr. Two Fingers to our proctology or OB-GYN practice. We're not sure which, but either way, she's looking forward to finger banging you.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  7. How many fingers am I holding up? Sorry, I shouldn't have held up ten. That's too many fingers to count when you're in so much pain.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  8. I lost control of my bladder and crashed it through the guardrail. It burst into flame and my urine put it out, but I still need to poop.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  9. My brains are already out. Please try fucking me gently.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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    • 184 views

  10. An elevator is just like a bathroom except on an elevator sometimes your poop goes up.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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    • 171 views

  11. I'll never be one of those losers living in my mom's basement, because my parents are dead

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 154 views

  12. Worry never, butt stuff forever.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 200 views

  13. Herd mentality, turd brutality.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 188 views

  14. One time John Maynard Keynes gave me an invisible handjob.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. The Tapbacks need Tapbacks.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 182 views

  16. Remember when we thought Michael Jackson was crazy for wearing a mask everywhere, and that's the part that made the papers.

    By Pound Foolish,
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    • 275 views

  17. I couldn’t agree more. Or less. I can only agree the exact same amount that I agree right now.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 170 views

  18. I dream of Jeannie… Sucking my weenie.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  19. Whinny, Whinny, Neigh, Neigh. If you want to fuck a horse, that’s what you have to say, say.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  20. The airliner was full when it crashed and sank in 3000 feet of water, two weeks ago. Let’s pray that all the passengers are still OK down there.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. The guys at the corporate retreat all did nude tanning. Now THAT was Gold Man Sacks.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 182 views

  22. Wild cat meat sausage: breakfast lynx.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 169 views

  23. Got my UGG boots and a toot full of poot!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 164 views

  24. Who do I see? What do I hear? It's Scott Aukerman, shouting "GET THA FAHK OUTTA HEAAAH"

    By ScrotumTsunami,
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    • 197 views

  25. Knees are ugly. Deez are fugly.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 192 views
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