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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Who likes green energy? Not King Coal…

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 165 views

  2. Everyone loves beans until you eat too many and become one

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 164 views

  3. To hell in a handbasket, & to purgatory in a Pinto!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. It's morphin' time! But into responsible adults with careers

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. I like my coffee like I like my men... tall and hairy-chested!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. I like the temperature of my popsicles the way I like the age I was molested by Father Reid. 30.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. It's not kombucha, I just farted in your sweet tea.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. Oh dude, me and my uncle used to play skin tag all the time...

    By Scam Elliot,
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  9. Sometimes I'm Illuminati but usually I'm Aluma-nice.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. Can they make a Fleshlight that's ALSO a flashlight? I just wanna know I've got the right one in the dark without feeling for lips

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 148 views

  11. Fake maple syrup mascot struggles with poor self-esteem: Mrs. Butterworthless.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. He Stuck in his thumb, and pulled out a plum, and said “That’s not a plum it’s my diseased prostate!”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she'll carry it with her to the grave, the unfathomable weight of formless guilt. No, wait. It's makeup or something.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 163 views

  14. Shake a baby, leave a baby.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 194 views

  15. Either improve training hasn't prepared me for parenthood or Obama Bus Driver can't feed a baby.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  16. Let's give 'em a nip slip to talk about.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. A Latino man whose children have moved out: Empty Nestor

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 180 views

  18. I drive a Volkswagen Beetle, because it's illegal for me to punch your kids, but I do want them to be punched.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 137 views

  19. I swear my balls are taking turns on which one's gonna be in the middle. Feels braided down there

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 198 views

  20. I missed the dog and pony show but made it to the do-si-do.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 175 views

  21. Our Father who art in Heather.... stop cheating on mom!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Headless Body In Tapas Bar.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 176 views

  23. Mastecto-me?! What about mastecto-you?!!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 164 views

  24. We lack genitalia, Ken. No matter what we do, we will never be able to piss on one another.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. Farm-to-table restaurant does ass-to-mouth

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 188 views
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