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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I ain't the sharpest pencil in the classroom, but I always have a hall pass.

    By Dogonit,   
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  2. The rain in Spain falls mainly from my main vein.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  3. There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance, but there's a hole in the Texaco bathroom where truckers suck each other's pee-pees.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  4. "Dear Cyndi Lauper: eat a packet of my shit." - signed: everyone at the party

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. I did what you asked, Baby. I got with all of your friends. Even the Scary one. Are you ready to be lovers now and zigazig ah?

    By Mister Malaka,
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  6. Ooh ooh child, things are gonna get easier, ooh ooh things'll get brighter

    By Another Andrew,
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  7. Did you do gay with the teacher?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Porn isn't porn unless there's a good big cock in there.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  9. My research shows conclusively that giraffes have the healthiest semen in this Galaxy

    By fredsolo,
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  10. Jimmy cracked corn, and...hey, wait a minute. Just how does one "crack" corn, anyway?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. To be or not to be.. That is the catchphrase

    By Bigsmak,
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  12. I've been called a lot of things, but I've been texted mostly cat pictures.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's the number of a professional who can maybe shave your butthole.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I know your mum and I'm telling...

    By Bigsmak,
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  15. A horse, a horse! My kingdom to any cosmetic surgeon that can successfully transform me into a horse!

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. I prefer the term psychotic disorder not otherwise specified, but you can call me crazy, all my friends doo-wop in the john

    By greazey_bob,   
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  17. I bitterly bought the bit better butter, but you made the marginally more magnificent margarine, Marge.

    By EricWeaver,
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  18. Working hard, or hardly working, or Chris Hardwick twerking while eating beef jerky?

    By Justinstinstin,   
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  19. Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me. 327 times on my penis if the answer is no.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  20. I've been to Utah, but I've never been to Me-tah

    By Adam_Quardero,
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  21. It's like my grandmother used to say "Some days you're shit, other day's you're just piss."

    By Poop John Pee,
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  22. gentlemen, we can rebuild him. we have the technology. a robotic weiner

    By mariehorselamp,
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  23. I just flew in and boy are my arms tired from being an ambidextrous chronic masturbator.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. I know the routine: act like a pouty teen until you give me some poutine

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  25. A Blue Jay in the hand is worth two Leafs in your bush. Also, Raptors!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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