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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Come one, come all! Oh, what a sticky mess we've made.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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  2. I am what I am and iambic pentameter.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 314 views

  3. I don't know much about North Dakota, but why aren't people concerned about Dennis Rodman building nukes there?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. Elon Musk is the smartest cologne.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway. They say there's always magic in the air. They also say the city never sleeps, Sounds like someone ne

    By Goots,
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  6. When you talk about the greatest cities in the world you have to mention New York City. I mean I am legally required to mention it at least twice a

    By Goots,
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  7. New York New York the city so nice they named it twice. Really? The same name twice. Sounds a little lazy to me. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Goots,
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  8. Sauce you drizzle, drip you dip, but don't you dare drop the slop!

    By Cecil Sh'nubbin,
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  9. As legendary New York Yankee Mickey Mantle once said, "I'm drunk!".

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. you just can't beat an ice cold glass of water, but you can sure verbally abuse the shit out of it, weak ass sewer slime

    By greazey_bob,
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  11. The Lord of House Bangbang was known to ride into battle on a Dire Hotdog yelling "What's up?".

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Far-off tribal drums beating. A bonfire on the horizon. The faint echoing screams. The aroma of Grandma's apple pie. Who says you can't go home again?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with a comedy podcast, whose name escapes me at the moment.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. dear john, i feel your pain. yours regardless, the nervous system.

    By blobofsoul,
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  15. Nothing against the ole melting pot, but I'd rather vape it

    By tonybelmario,
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  16. Don't step in Central Park dressed sexy after dark. And don't do more than 7 seasons or they'll say you jumped the shark

    By tonybelmario,
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    • 385 views

  17. I took my Enron shares to the Stock Exchange, but they wouldn't even give me store credit!

    By tonybelmario,
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    • 392 views

  18. Hey MOMA, can you FlatIron my MSGeans? I GhostBusted my Empire load on this Broadway's Port Authoritities and ruined my Pants Station.

    By tonybelmario,
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  19. 'Tis a lead devoutly to be buried, but watch yourself Leesa

    By mkoyama,
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  20. he's doing it! he's doing it! he came.

    By CharlieGardner,
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  21. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the bestworst of times, it was the burst of times.

    By mkoyama,
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    • 393 views

  22. Scotty, Scotty, he's our man, if he can't do it, the tour will be ruined

    By mkoyama,
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    • 361 views

  23. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Paley McHorsepenis, and the pasty-faced horsey crew followed with him

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 348 views

  24. Like sand through the hourglass, these are the days of the hourglass maker. Wasting his stupid life putting sand in hourglasses, like an idiot.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 361 views

  25. Ich bin ein Frankenstein

    By Max Power,
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