Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. HELLO TORONTO! Sorry, we're recycling catchphrases now. Thanks a lot, Obama.

    By Hot Dog,
    • 0 replies
    • 660 views

  2. Yes, Freud said "There are no accidents", but godammit, you're an insurance agency and this feels like outright fraud.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 495 views

  3. Any questions concerning fees and charges for the Bursar's Office should be directed in writing to the Bursar's Office, The Yard, or by telephone at 1

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 297 views

  4. You need a check-up from the neck horizontally as I am afraid you may have laryngitis...

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 296 views

  5. Men eat Mars bars and women use Venus razor blades.

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 342 views

  6. I quit my last job after one day and my friend who put his neck out for me was really upset and also he was a giraffe...

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 313 views

  7. At my funeral I want them to play lots of Nelly... a sort of Death Knelly...

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 293 views

  8. I'm going commando today so if anyone needs a soldier specially trained to carry out raids today is the day!

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 324 views

  9. I force quit having sex with my wife last night

    By guicemann,
    • 0 replies
    • 661 views

  10. Could we call knock off cell phones quasi-motos?

    By teedle,
    • 0 replies
    • 357 views

  11. You have to strike while the iron is hot. That way you burn the flesh in addition to the regular bruises.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 302 views

  12. Decades of intensive psychotherapy, counseling, and medication, that is how Stella got her groove back.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 486 views

  13. If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, what's wrong with your pee?

    By MattSwanson,
    • 0 replies
    • 389 views

  14. Put on ur sad shoes and leave ur inhibitions swingin lifelessly from a ceiling fan,cuz existence is an endless string of delusion and fear.*fart noise

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 381 views

  15. Pegasus, Iskander: these be the friends of the Panda

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 275 views

  16. Oh, Whole Foods with a "W." For a minute there, I thought they only had swiss cheese and donuts

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 317 views

  17. Hey Paul Simon, Garfunkelyourself.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 349 views

  18. Keys are the teeth of the laptop. They shall be brushed. They shall be flossed. It is so.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
    • 0 replies
    • 317 views

  19. Double, double foil and stubble; razor burn and lotion bubble.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
    • 0 replies
    • 324 views

  20. Now with extra calamity, fresh bodily secretions, & tons more riboflavin. It's the nude & improv'd coo coo train game

    By greazey_bob,
    • 0 replies
    • 289 views

  21. They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway. They say there's always magic in the air. They also say the city never sleeps, Sounds like someone ne

    By Goots,
    • 0 replies
    • 364 views

  22. When you talk about the greatest cities in the world you have to mention New York City. I mean I am leagally required to mention it at least twice a

    By Goots,
    • 0 replies
    • 327 views

  23. New York New York the city so nice they named it twice. Really? The same name twice. Sounds a little lazy to me. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Goots,
    • 0 replies
    • 352 views

  24. It took years to create, and many people said I was crazy, but lets hear what they have to say now. Moisten up your flavor lagoons. Its Fingernail Pie

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 313 views

  25. Did Kelsey see the cast of Frasier? What did Grammer see?

    By DeanOCarroll,
    • 0 replies
    • 418 views
×