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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Little pet peeve of mine: I like to bite the ends off of Twizzlers, and then spit the pieces at the hog-tied corpses of those that have wronged me.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched The Happening starring Mark Wahlberg, twice.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Sauce you drizzle, drip you dip, but don't you dare drop the slop!

    By Cecil Sh'nubbin,
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  4. Once, twice, three times a lady. At this point these operations are unnecessary and a waste of money.

    By Flynn's Jean Jacket,
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  5. A dark night in a city that knows how to appreciate anti-comedy. On the 12th floor of the Earwolf building, one man is still trying to find the an

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Well, it's been a quiet week in Lake Cornbegone.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I hear that old piano/From down the avenue/I smell the cornbread burning/I look around for the nearest fire escape

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Your mother & I are getting a Divorce Court dvd box set for your graduation from rehab, GRAMPA!!

    By greazey_bob,
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  9. There is no joy in Mudville. Sure, mighty Casey hit a home run, but everybody still lives in friggin' Mudville!

    By EricWeaver,
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  10. Where's the sun? It's a mysteRay!

    By AlysaGrindlinger,
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  11. like a nong that is wrung or a wonder told shyly...ahhh she was the Monday in every week

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. If you are sitting in row 10 seat 7, congratulations you were mentioned in this catchphrase!

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. Forgive me, Usher, for I have sinned. It has been 5 years since I've last listened to "Confessions"

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. Now with the soothing comfort of a throbbing potato sack left silently on your doorstep during a lightning storm.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. For sale: 1973 VW Thing. Disc brakes. 1776 cc, dual carburetors. Lowered on flipped spindles. Custom paint. Real nice

    By greazey_bob,   
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  16. I'mma ventriloquist, dummy. (This where we submit catchphrases for Jeff Dunham?)

    By CodyTidmore,
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  17. It's 12am. Do you know where your kids are? Do you know their names? Their ages? Do you even have kids? Where are your pants? Sir?... Sir?

    By CodyTidmore,
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  18. Sir, I don't mind that you left your kids in your truck. I would just like you to be a responsible decision maker and remove that spoiler.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  19. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll die alone floating through space because stars and moons are far apart.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  20. You can punch kids as hard as you want as long as you're wearing those Hulk Hands.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  21. It's just like the ancients predicted, minus the part where the sun god melts my dick off.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. If at first you don't succeed... Masturbate.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  23. Tex-Mex + Exlax = Fudge sludge

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  24. It's not the number of breaths we take, but the number of people whose breath we take away by strangling them with our bare hands.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  25. HOT DAM! That water is boiling!

    By kev-bot 4000,
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