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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You can't spell "Earwolf podcast" without scatplow fedora

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 1 reply
    • 181 views

  2. That's right Jesus, I'm NOT your real dad. HE puts your mother's face on toast, and I could never do that to her.

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 161 views

  3. I'd watch an entire Marvel show about their super suits' design, repair, and laundering process

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 150 views

  4. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and have sex with the inside. What is it?

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 155 views

  5. In fairness to my client, there's no signage posted that specifically prohibits fornicating with the dolphins

    By Turtleshark,
    • 0 replies
    • 231 views

  6. Remember when the Coneheads were in the Jake From State Farm commercial? No, you only think of yourself.

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 149 views

  7. It's weird that we don't have any nationwide competitions between all 50 states other than "hottest chick"

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 138 views

  8. Dad, I wanna visit my ancestral homeland. Whip out your nards

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 148 views

  9. Placing oily twigs on my best friend marvin the pig, I chuckle to myself; "check out the getaway sticks on that babe".

    By Cabbage Bitch,
    • 0 replies
    • 283 views

  10. Don’t be a kid

    By Fabian Flutternuts,   
    • 0 replies
    • 196 views

  11. back in the navy, we had a little saying. it goes: “don’t ever get out of the boat.”

    By grumblegoose,
    • 0 replies
    • 258 views

  12. i don’t need liquor and i don’t need toys, all i need is a cold soda with the boys

    By grumblegoose,
    • 0 replies
    • 265 views

  13. the tables have turned, the shoe is on the other foot, everything is all screwy over here!

    By grumblegoose,
    • 0 replies
    • 298 views

  14. The cause of death was ruled suicide by diarrhea.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 183 views

  15. Sometimes I like to get really horny and then jerk off to completion.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 172 views

  16. My favorite way to jerk off? To completion.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 185 views

  17. The best way to loosen things up south of the border is to do jalapeño poppers.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 182 views

  18. Sex with an e-robot? Keep me signed in!

    By Cabbage Bitch,
    • 0 replies
    • 259 views

  19. I want to be buried alive

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 224 views

  20. You can lead a horse to water but that won’t bring back your mother, damn it! It’s time to let go.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 235 views

  21. A good relationship is a lot like a penis. No further questions, your honor.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 234 views

  22. Sir Mix-A-Lot really established an unattainable standard for honesty within the Big Butt Liking community

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 142 views

  23. It's called Castle Grayskull but it's green. Textbook gaslighting

    By Turtleshark,
    • 0 replies
    • 222 views

  24. Grope, grope, grope my scrote, gently til I cream!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 174 views

  25. Orange you glad I didn’t say Bo-na-na fan-na, fo-funt?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 0 replies
    • 275 views
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