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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you thought the Jingle Cats were just a one-hit novelty act, think again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Lotta black birds getting drunk, hitting each other with long metal tools at the crowbar.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 379 views

  3. I would have never believed I went on a bird murder spree if it weren't for all these bloody beaks in my bed

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 501 views

  4. The rat's trophy atrophied in the damp air. It's side's dulled, it's brilliance culled: still it beckoned Sophie

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. She didn't play by the rules, which i liked. She had an unwieldy amount of malodorous muppet dicks hanging from her ceiling, but I was in love.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 318 views

  6. Turn your quivering nerfs in my direction

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 284 views

  7. I am a fully grown man trapped inside a refrigerator, ask me anything

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. You there! Boy! What day is this?.... "Today Sir? It's Columbus Day." Seriously? Those ghosts really screwed me over.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 649 views

  9. No flashes please; but if you are going to flash, please make sure it's dem titties.

    By AndrewRanks,
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    • 215 views

  10. sometimes i just wish i hadn't been born

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 372 views

  11. quick call an ambulance

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 364 views

  12. existence is a fad, dad. stop trying to fit in

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 398 views

  13. Look towards the sun, and you'll never see a shadow....because you're blind now.

    By ashinyobject,
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    • 358 views

  14. of course you get tenure, Professor Sillypants

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 300 views

  15. Butt Men were butt boys once

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 448 views

  16. He used to be proud to be an Okie from Muskogee, now she's proud to be a Vagina from North Carolina.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 710 views

  17. wetty and brronica, right guys?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 462 views

  18. I no longer go to farmer's markets, due to the rampant cider-bullying

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 306 views

  19. Oh to be a twisted fuck, riding in a lifted truck, spying on the enlisted muck as they sing of Howard the misfit duck

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! That’s right, it’s the world’s 1st living, breathing bio-engineered passenger aircraft, the 7-Birdy-7!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 372 views

  21. If this is Hollywood North, I'd hate to see Spokane North

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 281 views

  22. Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more flatulence you will experience

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 337 views

  23. Once in a Blue Moon a Blue Moon Watches the Movie Once

    By Haze,
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    • 432 views

  24. Curiosity killed the cat so please stay the hell out of my sock drawer

    By WhalePrintPants,
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    • 364 views

  25. Paul F. Tompkins, one-man haberdashery

    By WhalePrintPants,
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    • 350 views
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