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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I threw the gauntlet at Satan’s feet. “The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not YEET!”

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  2. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't make Phil Collins forget what he knows.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  3. Aukerman, spockerman. Beam me Up Scotty!

    By Extra Medium Shirt,
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  4. If you say don’t fart on my pillow, you should say somethin else.

    By Doofer,
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  5. Don't Ouroboros us, get to the Corythosaurus!

    By TheMeddler,
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  6. What's hot, updog?

    By Man_on,
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  7. Please sign our petition to make sure George Lucas keeps his hands off Mambos number 1-4. We don’t need any more of our childhood ruined by that man.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. I came here to eat corn and chew bubble gum. Not at the same time, of course. That would be silly.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Oh how the tables have turned on their bearing-equipped axes due to infinitesimal surface density variances and rotational forces imparted by gravitational inertia.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. My Caesar salad was murdered by a bunch of treasonous fucking croutons. 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Welcome to Scottedy Auk Auk, I'm your host Com Bangerman.

    By CloakOfTheCloaca,
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  13. ...

    By Man_on,
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  14. AAH LOOK OUT A SPIDER

    By Blolf Witzer,
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  15. Don’t get freaky with tzatziki or put tahini on your Wiennie. Keep the hummus out your bum-us. Or you’ll have to douche with Bab ganoosh

    By Blabia St. Hyman,
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  16. I've never been punch drunk on love, but I did once drunk punch a dove

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  17. Go dig up the dead dog, old man Timmy fell in his beef wellington again!

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  18. Break A L'egg. Because You Can't Make a L'Omelette Without Breaking a L'egg.

    By Snapanese,   
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  19. A-Tisket A-Tasket, a Green and Yellow Basket, because I puked up my Triscuits in it.

    By Botchedcrotch,
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  20. You can take half my money, but you’ll get my bumper pool trophies when you pry them from my cold dead fingers, Sheila.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  21. I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Always late to work, got fired. Wife left me, kids won't call. But you know what I got? Family.

    By bottle in a genie,
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  22. The high prices at this prosthetic supply store are costing me an arm and a leg.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  23. I’d rather have an Uncle Hieronymus than a hairy unclonymus.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. The only thing necessary for the triumph of weevils is for good corn farmers to do nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 245 views

  25. Let us give thanks for this corn, and for that one episode of Star Trek with the Gorn, because that was awesome.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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